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Like a double your age minus x or something...
she won't be getting a touchie then
dems da rulez
fucking win, literally
I want to make an iphone app for this. The 'Can I fuck that?' App
And if you can it shows a zipper going down and a dong flopping out.
And if not then a old lady comes and slaps you. Of course, you get a button too which works out how long you've got to wait before you "Can fuck that"
How do we know whats too old?
or perhaps he's 18 but has had a marvellous publisher to get him where he is straight from college...hmmm?
These aren't just guidelines and taboos, you know.
p.s want to share lyrical duties on sunday?
I do realise the consequences in so far as he absolutely slates his exes on the radio but when it comes to my turn I'll alert you all & we will start a smudge campaign against him. He's already given me permission, in advance, to do this.
Yes please! I had fun doing it last week :-)
but I don't actaully know
Her friend came chasing me down the steet yesterday and announced "my friend thinks you're fit, can she get your number" so i gave it but she was too far away to see what she looked like, infact, i was too shocked to even ask how old she was
this is in no way an advice thread
probably a bit young or very shy with that approach.
text her, find out!
Also: anyone that terminates every sentence with lol doesn't deserve a touchie
im going to the toilet lol
im bored lol
i just had a dump lol
bloody teenagers and their text speak lol
looks like man with his arms in the air.
Birth + 3.
I think Jacko said that