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ask me stuff i guess
You know David Schwimmer, yeah? You know that show Friends, yeah? Well..........when the demise of queen bee Michael Jackson was announced across the world...my initial thought was:
''I miss Ross''
Which brings me to this...do you miss Ross?
we could all do with a little of that to lessen the blow, innit
and of course i miss ross
hey bumbler, hows things with you
I went to a pub called ''The Alex'' last night...was like a sweaty, rancid oven. Full of pit smell and mascara. Not my cup of tea. Went on to a scenester cove called the S(c)unrooms, and was slagged off by some prissy, heart lipped, red cheeked porcelain figurine. I'll head butt her...i'll head but her until she looks like an amputee's stump.
should go back with your posse and pistol whip her bf idk
bumbler i cant find a job, what should i do?
Apparently marble stocks are through the roof.
are you a stock broker now bumbles? youve changed man... youve changed
wanna come to my party in 2066? It'll be at Battle.
dont want to make a promise i cant keep like... but yes. is it the millennium anniversary of the norman thing? battle eh
hey dood, I'm thinking of getting a tattoo from the bayeux tapestry. Harold touching relics. Just2 b a bit con-trow-vershal, yknow. What do you think?
idk walk, id need pics of what itd look like, but that would be bad ass and i cant encourage it enough
where are you thinking of getting it? you could get it on your back, and other people could get a bit too, and then like stand end to end and recreate the whole thing! under the pretence of charity or something idk
any other tats walks double five?
I have walks double o zero sweet tats now though unfortunately. Look at this sweet tat. It's a kestrel. I would freaking love to have a kestrel or peregrine falcon tatted all over my leg and I'm not even joking. Oh man:
theyll like give you free moose burgers and mounties and stuff
thats such a might tattoo. hey walks o times two five remind me to take a pic of this plastic peregrine thats in our garden, its like suspended on fishing line in the middle of the garden so it looks like its flying. its easily the greatest thing in the country.
walks o times two, do you know dark_truffles IRL, she is also scottish and has some rly cool tattoos, including an eagle or something!
I would so love to see a plastic peregrin.
doesn't dark truffles live in Dundee?
must remedy this immediately, teach me stuff
tbh, i have no idea where she lives beyond that she's somewhere in scotland, and the only places in scotland are Edinburgh, glasgow, and that town mehodors from, so... idk maybe
i met her
or doing art at a college in glasgow
maybe she did move to dundee though idk
it so so bangin' I swear. Oh man.
it is still bangin'though.
Like 1066, but more shallow.
whats your favorite number? mine is 44.622464 magical
i made this gif! i am going to be a internet success
wont load for me man, my net is gaying up something awful
http://www.4shared.com/file/115428026/a2bc6544/gickrcom_12c1c90e-99cd-06a4-f1fb-198e2eb54a72.html this should work but it only works when you download it.4shared cant really show it.
that wont load for me either >|
i suspect foul play
you know, all those hours and days you've thrown away of your youth on this website.
regardless, can waste my times, cos its worthless
also, up yours fat boy
fairly vital part of the sentence missing there
i heard at 20,000 you win life
where did you hear that?
grow a bad ass fucking moustache and let the cool people come to you
any more problems with malicious internet software craig? underscore_charlies everywhere
yes_ you dont post as much nowadays as when i joined, why is this
Uhh idk i think i just like got a girlfriend or something
ive never rly listened to the fall douchebag... i just wrote them off as average indie wankery... so erm... the best one
point 2: get hex enduction hour
get 50,000 Fall Fans, listen to the first CD a lot
I have to be up at 4.30 this morning as I'm off to London... should I bother going to sleep?
no, three hours is hardly worth it, stay up here and keep us amused plz
I'm also planning a trip to Rough Trade East, I'm going to do some serious record shopping (got payed yesterday) WOOP!
I think I'll stay up for sure.
you wont regret it! you work at topman or similar, doncha? i want a job weco how did you get yers
I handed in a curriculum vitae, and the rest is history.
thats so crazy it just might work... ive acually done that with about twenty places of bizness... theres no jobs and im fucking drowning in the boredom
what's your favourite war?
the first (?) roman civil war that ended the republic, that was pretty cool
et toi, darwindood? also i remember when you were called cat-g is this win y/n
not a lot of people know this, but cat-g is taken from both my name (catriona gray) and the name of a home dna testing kit called cat-g, which comes from the denotation of the structure of DNA.
DarwinDude is the name of a shoe in Clarks, where i used to work. All the shoes had weird names.
The only wars I've studied are the First World War and Spanish Civil War :( But I'm pretty into the First World War, so probably it. I don't like military history that much, but obviously WAR is much more than militry history.
geo political changes over time are rly interesting too i guess
are you taking history onto uni then? everyone else here seems to
but decided against it. now i'm striving to attain the law.
how do you want to shuffle off?
i want a 20 foot long one tonne great mutha' fuckin' white
That would rule.
whats your way man?
Probz something 'cock in hand' though. I'd quite like to just VANISH one day, never to be seen again. That would be great. People would be like "Well, where is he?" and people would reply like <shrug>. And every ten years or so, they'd write about me in the paper and if I'll ever show up again, even though I'm long dead.
do you believe in environmental determinism?
idk it might be a contributing factor short term but idk anything about it rly
you gonna be a teacher atbay?
because that area provided "the cradle for modern civilisation"
You bloody... Italian hater.
"they're all backward"
My uncle owned A BOAT and made CHANDELIERS. That's very unbackward - it's positively forward! Reverse that in your pipe and inhale it, atboob!
i never said that
'italy is too hot'
because their homeland wasnt so hot that it boiled the blood like further south (or something) or so cold it froze the brain like further north (or something)
ze chinese think similar i think
there is no cradle of Modern Civilization
and the traditional 'cradle of civilization' lies along the euphrates
the greatest people on earth are the iraqis
It lies between the Euphrates and the Tigris and to some extent the eastern coast of the Mediterranean and down the Nile.
i was using laymans terms
why do you all call her gaynor?
are you going to do a masters now you've finished your degree? I'm hoping to do one but the prospect of moar uni work suddenly seems quite scary
Also, Werewolves or Vampires?
idk doubt it tho cos i dont rly need it like. the thought of anymore than 3 years at uni makes me angry at life so its doubtful. whats your degree man?
werewolves, vampires are poofy sexually repressed poshos. werewolves are like big dogs and dogs are awesome so there you go
I studied robotics at university which already sounds like quite a specific course, but I'd like to focus more on the computing side of things which we didn't really cover and I think ideally that's the area I'd like to work in the future.
havent you seen the terminator/the matrix?! theyll kill us all!
(also that is so incredibly cool, congratz)
Like, a whole other universe that collapsed, exploded, or maybe even imploded, and created ours? That'd be awesome.
hope so, cos otherwise the Big Chill thing or something like that is what'll happen, and that'd suck cos i have an affinity for matter
your question reminds me of Restaurant at the end of the universe in the hitchhikers guide? good job (Y)
I blew a really big bubble, and just as it was starting to get to really epic proportions it collapsed into hundreds of little bubbles which started spreading outwards for a bit. That got me thinking about it. Turns out there's loads of theories on pre-Big Bang shit already... I feel like Pete Campbell in Mad Men when he defends himself by saying he has lots of brilliant and groundbreaking ideas, but admits the problem is that they've all been thought of already.
But I have never read any of the Hitchhiker's Guides, I really should. They're on the list. Anyway, I'm off to bed. Night dood.