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...I am going to need a co-writer.
Shoot some lyrics at me, I'll let you know whether its the kind of thing I'm after.
Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And youre here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till were gone
Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life well always go on
Youre here, theres nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
Well stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
Did you just come up with that? Dazzling. You shall be the lead role. Jack or Rose? You choose.
UP THE ARSE WAHEY
'Iceburg Damage! Fetch the tools!'
I like where this is going...
When the Irish are having their party: Who's got the craic?
When the iceberg is about to hit: Ice ice baby
. . . . . turn to port or we'll all be dead"
Captain! Captain! What are we to do?
Oh sweet Admiral I havent got a clue
Lifeboats! Lifeboats! I cannot find my wifeboats!
WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST.
before that iceberg hits
before I get tied into marriage.
Oh my goodness, look at that fella
He made a funny noise as he hit the propeller.
This is going better than I couldve ever hoped.
I'm not clever enough to make this work but when she's bobbing around on the raft and her breath is frezzing in the air I would like this to be referred to as the "whore's frost".
I'm sure those of you that understand that will be giving me a nice big nautical pat on the back for such outstanding satire.
Frowny frown :-(
going to drown
Is not dull
because the special effects are about to start!
We hit an iceberg, and I don't mean the lettuce
There's so much water, I bet it's gonna wet us
Leo DiCaprio's on the ocean floor
He's not the king of the world any more
Locked away with the lower class
Jack jus gawn tap'd Rose's ass
Women and children are first offboard
he don't care cos he nailed that broad
Inspired by that, an adaptation;
Mid Atlantic ocean, drowned, not saved
On the sea bed is where I spent the rest of my days
Chilly now, freezing, sinking, not cool
And blowing some whistles like a desperate fool
Then a couple of guys, they were drifting some wood
Starting saving people from the ship's flood
I got with one little rich kid
and I should have been scared
Cos she said "I'm not going to save you from the freeze in the air"
I whistled for a boat & when it came near
Ioan Grufford was on the rudder & he was struggling to steer
Hoarfrost on that whore, too much to bear
"I'll never let go, Jack" Au, fucking, contrare
Check this yo'
It's a massive boat
We ran into an iceberg
we aint gonna float
My name is Jack, a stowaway
I got a little more than i bargained today
I like to draw and I like dem ho's
I even got to draw a naked one called Rose
Though to clarify I meant he was 'as well' as opposed Terminator 2
He's handy with a gun and makes a terrific expendable marine
But he's at his best when patronising old women in a submarine
It's Paxton. M-A-X-I-M-U-M B-I-L-L Paxton.