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although i'd passed her a few times on separate occasions, and it was a very small town. she said no

Only mental people do this.

to try and eat her own face off so she'd never have to see again.
...No I haven't.

more because our paths crossed on the morning walk to work, so it wasn't a one off thing. One time we happened to be stood together waiting at the lights and she was looking at me so I started talking to her. Met her for a drink. Got on fine but no real spark so nothing came of it. It's tricky though because you see people you fancy every day but it's a bit mental to stop them in the middle of the street. Had something similarly weird happen to me on the tube recently too.

they're more than welcome to

that is all

Were you walking towards each other down a really long road?

Also: she was probably biting her lip to stop herself from laughing at your face.

a) they're wanky

b) depending on the user there are massive double standards over wether they're cute or pervy

Why do I know that?

so fucking close my eyes are bleeding

That's all I'm willing to reveal right now. Thanks.

And yes, that it because I'm Ian Brown's wife.

but i came close yesterday when i spotted a girl smiling at my belle and sebastian t shirt

she was gorgeous as well

are you a desperate loser?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqgGfC8A5-c

You'll soon find out if you're in. I find a scatter-gun approach is the best.

instead slipped on the kerb and went straight into a lamp post, fucking useless. On the other hand my wonderous beauty has led to a girl reversing her car into the one behind while trying to talk to me which was endearing in a scary life threatening way...

i have been asked out on the street but ive never said yes!

why do i attract freaks!? (dont answer that)

Every time I saw the screen out of the corner of my eye I saw a post that said 'Kill everyone.' Anyone remember that x-files where all electrical equipment with LCD screens started telling people to go on killing sprees for some reason? A couple more 'kill everyone' posts and I may have tried to take my boss down using only a hole punch.

I got asked out by a girl who was waving at friends behind me and i waved back, she thought it was endearing and stuff while i was just embarrassed, but she came over and asked me out, guess there has to be some sort of pre-amble, dont think you'ed just tap someone on the shoulder and ask for a number.

didnt last, she was a bit crazy. like one of those hyper confident, seemingly omnipresent people.

it's romantic. But so is dressing up in suit, even if it is for a court date.

But the only time this happened to me was when I was 16 and a man asked me to go for a drink with him and I told him i was underage and he was like "oh that's ok, I'll get you in..." eh?

been together 2 years they have now.

Granted he's only done it to japanese or japanese looking girls..

but it always worked

when they come here

Don't go asking girls out on the street.

Should've at least asked her for the time / directions / whatever, just to ger her talking, and then said something nice about her shoes/hair. Then you hand her one of the cards with your phone number on that you always carry in your pocket and swagger away.

So if I seen them on the street I could ask them out and come home and post about it and then they'd reply and it would be MAGICAL.

it was odd but flattering and he was cute. i dont see why it shouldn't be attempted (after all, maybe some things are fated!) so long as you are polite and know to back off if she or he doesn't want to be talked to, no-one likes to be pestered, especially in a 'romantic' way.

i hope you see her again and are braver the next time ^-^

it took place in the somerfield car park.
He said he'd like to take me to see Jet with him and asked for my number.
He was 26 years old.
I was 17 years old.
Needless to say, I declined.

just going on looks alone. could maybe work with a couple of BUTTON BADGES
ooh she's got a 'THIS BITCH BITES' badge and a 'this is not a badge' badge even though it very clearly IS in fact a badge
feisty and a RIGHT laugh!

Infront of me was the hottest guy in the world, well he was alright, nice shaved head, nice tattoos, nice dress sence & funcky manbag & definately noticed me. (probably because i was sliding behind him like a slug groaning) But anyway....

I was dying to ask him out after seeing this. He even smelt nice, but no i just stood there and we looked at eachother a few times.

I think he was 'the one'

you're constantly SCOUTING FUR GURLZ?

i got stopped on the way home from work on wednesday a freind of a lassie who "think im fit"

i gave her my number

but there have been occasions where i have really really wanted to and probably could have got a number or something where they've smiled and i've smiled back or vice versa as we pass each other on the street.

i think i'm a confident guy but it takes some balls to stop someone in the street and ask them out within probably a few seconds of seeing them.

i would probably go with "you can tell me to get lost if you want but in the few seconds i've known you i think you're great, do you want to go for drink or something sometime?" if yes, check when she's free, get number, score.

i think this would be one thing i'd like to do before i die.

Did it on the tube to a girl I'd seen on my morning commute a few times. Six months later and we're still going strong.