It's me this week, thetrees is on a sabbatical. Unfortunately this may mean it's pretty lame.

1. Save up all these days, a routine malaise, just like yesterday, I told you I would stay

2. You know that it's like leading a mild life, the clothes in my younger days were so wild

3. In a town where I lost every shirt on the fence, don't you know I am bleeding a trail through the lens

4. No I'm not impossible to touch, I have never wanted you so much

5. Another bloated disco, another sniff of romance I'll forget. We promised to ourselves before we came out, we'd do something we regret

6. I was a dumb punk kid with nothing to lose, and too much weight for walking shoes, I could have died from being boring

7. I've seen all your qualifications you got from the Sorbonne, and the painting you stole from Picasso, your loveliness goes on and on

8. When I say I'm in love, you best believe I'm in L U V

9. It was as if someone had spread butter on all the fine points of the stars cos when he looked up they started to slip

10. Come on baby, we better make a start, we better make it soon before you break my heart

11. Sorry don't get mad at me, I just did the sex quiz from your magazine.

Ok? Ready?? Go......