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I once won a hippo-wrestling competition.
When people ask me what my star sign is, I say I don't know - but I do.
i invented toast
my hands have 6 fingers and 2 thumbs each
i bought a car just so i could prop it up on bricks and complain that someone had stolen my tyres
i invented the number 23
i wrote the song imagine before john lennon had met me
i'm a full qualified lion tamer