I rather dislike the game known as soccerball. Actually, I don't mind the game itself so much, more the people that play it and the people that watch it.

I've only ever been to two soccer matches in my time, Arsenal against Tottenham at the old Arsenal stadium, and Tottenham against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. It was alright actually; I was a disgustingly corporate box each time.

Anyway, as much as I dislike soccer, I dislike even more a million threads about Michael Jackson, whose music I had little time for.

So use this thread to discuss whatever the issues of the day are in soccer, and I will interject from time to time as is my whim.