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Go out and GET ME some "Local Honey" if it's that fucking easy.
THIS THREAD IS DISGUSTING!
*DISCLAIMER: He may or may not be intending to boot her
Honey is glorified bee spit.
Wasp juice is where it's at.
I'd run an advertising campaing featuring the 'it sure ant'.
He'd be an ant, who's sure he's insuring with the right insurers (i.e. 'it sure ant' insurance).
Don't steal my ideas when I'm gone. X
Yes. And he'd be trying to insure his computer!!!1!
Don't be a cant! Use in-sure-ant! (sung by an aggressive cockney thug)
Or Theo "Fackin" Geezer-Bastard.
Where's everyone else gone? Don't they like our ideas?
where someone has mentioned sex and everybody is clamouring to let everyone else know that they have had sex.
"Oh there's a bug in my computer"
"Oh look the bug is actually literally a bug - it's a lady Ant"
Then they fall in love. It'll be an ongoing series like the BT ones with the My Family cock in them.
Not sure about the family cock, but I'll let that bit slide.
and he breaks all siz of his legs. Somehow his insurance would help him out in some way. We'll work on the details later, this is just a brainstorm.
I clearly mean six.
0800 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6
That would really make people think.
About some painful incident where you were outsmarted by an ant?
i didnt speak to him tho.
this is just a brainstorm.
Some brains are going to produce more weather than others.
___o~' "it sure ANT!"
CALL 0800 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 NOW!
but I'd call it a 6 legged duck. You sick fuck.
^ needs some more work.
would involve going to the US or somewhere and the ant family would be visiting their cousins and they'd say "they live in a skyscraper" and when they got there it would be one of those massive ant hills like you see on telly.
Their insurance would also be of benefit to them in this ad.
0800 siz siz siz siz siz siz
A slightly down at heal ant crashes his car into a successful looking business ant and they get out and the business Ant says "Let's exchange insurance details" and the other Ant says "I ANT insured". Then the business Ant starts ranting and raging about the state of country and stuff and then the other one goes "noooooo! I ANT insured". And they laugh and *maybe* hug each other. Not sure about that.
This is just a brainstorm.
Maybe he was one of those ANTi capitalist ants
they'd probably be 10 of them driving both cars.
or will i be laughing on the other side of my face? never understood that one.
how many faces have ants got? "the many faces of ants" is my new campaign.
'Auntie Anne-T, the anti-ant' as your figurehead?
i'm project manager.
*concerned look from magaret*
i'm project manager so its final.
and ironing my POWER SUIT and.... no that's enough multi-tasking.
i saw it on a prgramme the other week.
Dem beeman boys?
They're breeding killer bees.
but couldn't find any. All the bees are dead. Colony Collapse and all that.
although if I was to give it to you as a gift would it still be local honey?
Couldn't be fucked going 'all the way' to St Fagans.
where would you like me to smear it?