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Metro does it again!
I've been reading this article for about 50 minutes now. It's ruining my damn life.
How does it stay in place? Just by the power of cleavage? No rolling around then.
I'm still puzzled by the: "you wake up with untarnished boobs" bit.
Haven't you ever woken up to find that your boyfriend spaffed all over your chest while you were asleep? The Kush eliminates that kind of behaviour through broadcasting a subtle electrical field that temporary disables all tumescence in a 5 foot radius.
It sticks to your skin. Yick.
Then what would we live for?
thats the only reason i came back.
all you need is a blast of cold water in the shower, then you can sleep easy.
"Well, first you should try to put a dildo between your titties, but if you can't stomach the scent of pussy dust, try THE KUSH! For just $55, you and your breasteses will sleep soundly thanks to a piece of plastic the size of Tommy Girl's butt plug. The Kush will titty fuck you to sleep!"
"If you're the proud owner of a pair of magnificent chichis who can't sleep at night, because one mega titty suffocates the other, this is the product for you!"
My favourite bit was when it cut to the large black lady modelling the, uh, device.
Don't read anything into that.