My flatmate was telling me about this rape that happened in Salford:
Its a horrible tale, and obviously its bad news for everyone involved. However, he then went on to tell me that there had been a rape in Withington. He claimed that a man had gone to the bottle bank with his friend, and stuck his head in as a joke. He got it stuck and so his friend went to 'go get a hacksaw or something'. Anyways, when he gets back, his mate has his pants around his ankles, and he's been bummed to high heaven. I tried explaining that this story was simply not true, but my flatmate was positive that it was a fully correct account.