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why would you want 56 stars on your face?
Just perhaps her moreso
"Tattoo Lady Died"
It would have been more interesting a story if it had.
OF COURSE SHE LIED. SHE HAS 56 STARS ALL OVER HER FACE!!!!!!
BUT SHE'S DEAD SURELY ?
It'd be tasteful.
Like that pork that hangs in Chinese shop windows
This is the most surprising news story since the bloke who claimed to be a child who disappeared in the 1950s turned out to be nothing of the sort.
Turns out he was actually John Barnes:
it's understandable that he's not a child any more
Woman makes hideously disfiguring decision she later regrets. Just her picture and a caption 'It costs more than £9,000 to get rid of a child'. Or something.
I'm thinking aloud here. I've already abandoned the anti-rape advert plan.
'Just say No' was it ?
One of them 'watch your beer' adverts.
I'm just the ideas man. Throwing 'em at the wall to see what sticks.
I'm thinking aloud here, too.
the words piggy and ginger spring to mind.
No way? Really! I honestly believed she fell asleep during a FACE tattoo! I mean who wouldn't. It's on your FACE! It wouldn't hurt!
don't shoot the messenger
She's worried about being hideously disfigured.
One for every minor soap star/rock'n'roll star you date?
Me? I'm lost...
I feel bad
i would never have guessed!
i think one of us got pregnant
Where's the dog?
the border of my mind
is one of us called giles or something?
Sigh... if only her name was Stella...
And then go home, tell her dad, get scared because he goes mental at her again, and claim she fell asleep in the council office and someone else signed the papers by moving her hand with the pen in it while she slept.
making funny posts on DiS!
Until I realised who you were... :)
I saw your Parisienne Cat friends the other weekend, it was very nice, although we had to leave before their set, which was a great shame.
Anyway, sorry, enough hijacking the thread with "Hi how are you lolz!" etc...
*TOKEN TATTOO JOKE INSERTED FOR INTERNETZ POLITENESS*
and thought tishnoo was being kinda harsh, not realising they had just put the dots in cos the sentence was too long.