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there's NOTHING going on...
I blame MissBass
DIS has become incredibly shit, so alot of people have given up with it
can't it be salvaged?
The man is a thoughtful husband, a consistent provider and a great father. Everything a woman could ever want in a man; this guy has with one exception; he refuses to have sex with the lights on. It seems like such a little thing at first, so the woman doesn't mind, but over time she starts to get paranoid, and eventually she is dying to know why he always must have sex with the lights off. After twenty years of marriage, she needs to know. So one night, in the middle of lovemaking, she turns the lights on suddenly. She looks over and sees her husband with his pants on with a dildo in his hand. They stare in silence for a few seconds and then the man blurts, "I'll explain this when you explain our three kids!"
So he asks the bartender, "What's the deal with the Horse at the end of the bar?"
"Oh that's Daddy's Boy." the bartender says," he's an old race horse that's been put out to stud. If you can make him laugh drinks are on the house."
The guy ponders this for a moment, then walks down to Daddy's Boy and whispers something in his ear. the horse begins to laugh madly. The guy comes back up the bar and collects his free drinks for the night.
Next week the guy comes back into the bar. Bartender comes up to him, "Alright, you made him laugh but this time you gotta make him cry to get drinks on the house."
At this the guy nods then strolls back down to where Daddy's Boy is at the end of the bar. With his back to the bartender he appears to do something with his fly. The horse begins to sob uncontrollably.
When the guy comes back to collect his drinks the bartender asks, "I have to know what did you do to make him laugh and cry?"
"Well", says the guy, "first I told him my dick was bigger than his..... then I proved it."
"Doc, my wife and I are trying to have a baby, but aren't having any success. What should I do?"
"How old is your wife?"
The doctor ponders a while.
"Do you own or rent?"
"A house or an apartment?"
"It's a house."
"A small house, or a big one?"
"It's a fairly big house."
"I think you should consider getting a boarder."
"Okay, that's sounds reasonable."
A couple months go by. The doctor is walking along the street and sees the old man.
"Oh, hi Doc."
"So, how is the wife?"
"Oh, she's pregnant."
"Good to hear. And the boarder?"
"She's pregnant too."
I swear, I'm literally too bored to even post on these forums. Bored.
Good night on Saturday right? So damn much fun. I did good with my early morn call for the crate man + sausages in the oven in the AM's huh? I ended up getting picked up at midday the next day and going to another party til the early hours of Monday. Ughhhhh.
Especially with the weezer, and the singing and that.
There's some great photo's of you and Dyl on the mic when you were next to me. I got some video footage too, its dark and distorted but you can make out the song and the both of your wailing vocals. Lovely. FB is being rubbish though so will have em uploaded asap!
I cant remember why, but this
maybe loads of people have gone on holiday, no more college... dunno, just throwing it out there
Just for you...
A.C.H.O.O syndrome (autosomal dominant helio-opthalmic otburst syndrome - great name) is a disorder where you uncontrollably sneeze when going from periods of darkness to periods of light. It was once an evoloutionary adaptation, cos in the past our ancesters had to hang out a lot in caves cos it was dangerous outside (due to either the environment - ice age etc, or perdators, or both). Well these long peroids in caves, signalled to the body be the prolonged darkness, can cause bacteria and other pathogens to get into orifices, like the nose - a gate way to the GI tract and then our body...
So, after they left the caves this ACHOO reflex would be activated, in resposne to the light and would shoot out any bacteria and microorganisms that found there ways into the nose.
Of course, ACHOO is a sydrome now, cos it wouldnt be very good to travel in a car through a tunnel and then come out the other side, uncontrollably sneeze and run yourself off the road.
Or totally noooo?
Also, how did they get a "C" from "dominant"?
Two different sets of reflexes being activated. With ACHOO, the integral part is light photon activating photoreceptors, whilst in what you're talking about, the stimulus activates olfactory receptors.
sneezing - achoo
I guess scientists gotta get their jollies from somewhere
Sooo, how about that plague thing at last?
considering that we sneeze out of our mouths rather than our noses
well, its a good thing that most stuff that passes into our noses goes through meets the mouth stuff in the pharynx, and so anything coming from there can be pushed out the same way...
I thought pressure systems make it so that air is pushed out of both the nose and mouth in sneezing
humans are the only living thing on this planet that dont squint at the sun
I've done it once and ended up with snot (for want of a better word) all over my spanish text book.
too phlegmatic to account for how you felt following the incident?
even a month ago it was fairly active
6 users online at most. Now it never dips below 20, but I think most are just reading articles, etc. and not posting.
didn't see this :(
maybe there was been a global disaster and we havent noticed because we havent moved from our computers
although I can't quite put my finger on what's missing. The dayshift is still good but I'm usually either too busy or in too close proximity to my boss to actually go on during the day these days.
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE XXX
and drink that water that I mentioned before :(
on top of the multiple litres of bacardi breezer, hence the large volume of sick :( i feel much better now though :)
its oh so peacefull untill .........do do do do
the day shift still fucking sucks though.