'what way round does it go dad?'

'hmmm'

'come on, didn't you change our nappies?'

'i managed to avoid all that'

'three kids and you never changed a nappy?'

'never mind that now....we need to get this one on'

'so what way round?'

'pff...there must be instructions on it'

'...'

'just an arrow on the side or something...anything'

'i'm pretty sure there isn..'

'amalie....amalie...what way round does it go on darling, show grandpa'

shambles. fucking shambles.