to a party this Friday. I need a plus one, well I've got a girlfriend coming but the host has asked for me to bring more boys in tow as there are too many single girls going. Loads of my male mates are away this weekend.
So i put in my status that if anyone was up for a party on Friday to let me know.
A total sleaze, who I am only friends with out of politeness (and he works for one of our clients so have to keep friendly) has replied and asked where it is and he'd like to come.

How the holy fuck do I tell him I don't want him to come, but everyone else can?!

Pretend it's been cancelled?! Bear in mind facebook photos will probably ensue