I watched 10 minutes of this before bed last night. WTF! All this time I thought this was a children's movie. All along it was a violent as fuck celebration of being hairy, drunken and lecherous - and also Cockney. CGI's a bit 'uncanny valley', but fuck it - it's got Ray Winstone being 'ard in it and a monster who rips a man apart so his can drink his insides like some fucked up giant carton of Rubicon (Mango).

And I also hear a computerised representation of Angelina Jolie appears naked. That is almost cool. This day can't pass fast enough.