so I was in dundee and I went down by the river and it was all sunny and everything and there was this new shop there. so I went in and Arnold Schwarzenegger was working there with about 4 others selling Haribo Sweets. fucking love haribo sweets. so I bought some. but that wasnt enough - I WANTED TO WORK HERE
so the next day I got up and went to the shop again, partly because I wanted the job and partly because I was craving haribo so much. so I went in and asked arnie about the job and he said sorry there's no vacancies. So I told him oh well you're still a legend and he chuckled and said thanks.
So then the dream skipped to the end of a terminator movie Ive never seen before, and the credits were rolling while a black man sang the soundtrack. the soundtrack went like "I AM NOT SINGING THIS SOUNDTRAAAAAAAACK". how strange
and then I woke up with a raging boner but that was unrelated.