is how I imagine a five year old would shop.

I just bought a Twister, some kiddies yoghurt, 8 mini packs of coco pops (various shapes), salt & vinegar McCoys, a bottle of coke, an enormous pizza.

And at the til the guy said to me "raspberries are half price if you want some". I didn't know if he was trying to be funny or not or maybe he was concerned that this was my regular diet and was trying to inject some of my five a day into it.