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"IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST??"
"And you want to be my latex salesman!"
"Is it lupus?!"
these pretzels are making me thirsty.
Kramer: I'm tellin' ya! The pigman is alive. The government's been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.
Jerry: Will you stop it. Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.
Kramer: Oh, Jerry. Would you wake up to reality
Kramer: No, I didn't make these bagels.Yeah, they're day-olds. The homeless won't even touch them. Oh, we try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig... they test.
"I think I'll visit my mother. She's just bought me some new panties, and they're all - laid out for me"
I'm on First and...First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
they're not cloning sheep. It's the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!
"You offered me sponge cake, did I take any?"
"You didn't want any!"
"Of course I did! I LOVE SPONGE CAKE!"
"For fifty bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow"
- I've been reviewing Darren's internship journal. Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, high tea with a Mr. Newman?
Kramer: Well, it all sounds pretty glamourous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica.
- Far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
Kramer: And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken!