In Tescos, Magnums are cheaper per head than the Tesco equivalent
Farting: Standing up > Sitting down
There are still VOTE EOGHAN billboards in Dungiven
People talking at gigs r ghey
Mental shopping lists are never remembered
I know all the words to "Lucid Dreams" and "You Can't Go Home Again"
Duke Special is the only man in Northern Ireland allowed to dress outrageously
There are fifteen cups and glasses strewn across my bedroom. Fifteen cups and glasses.