In Tescos, Magnums are cheaper per head than the Tesco equivalent

Farting: Standing up > Sitting down

There are still VOTE EOGHAN billboards in Dungiven

People talking at gigs r ghey

Mental shopping lists are never remembered

I know all the words to "Lucid Dreams" and "You Can't Go Home Again"

Duke Special is the only man in Northern Ireland allowed to dress outrageously

There are fifteen cups and glasses strewn across my bedroom. Fifteen cups and glasses.