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I was messing around and it clamped down and one of the arms shot off and now I can't open it.
Any words of comfort?
At least you know you're a real man? Some of us just have to clamp things to our cocks.
it might be less painful that way. dunno i haven't got a beard.
To no avail.
Had to go for the rip
aloe vera to sooth the follicles innit mate.
masculine pride eh?
If he turns up to the pub with half a beard then it will be.
They don't call me Lord Lucius "27 Replies" Banter for nothing
Do you have a crowd forming who are all pointing and laughing?
i have total sympathy, i caught mine in my jacket zip yesterday
is a thick needle, of the darning/crochet type. the kind that won't snap easily. use it to lever open the jaws of the clip and lo, you shall be released. there is a 78% chance this will work.
The fattest I had, but alas, no mustard
because there wouldn't be room to manoeuvre. A strong needle would be skinny enough to lever between the two jaws, and then you angle it to push the whole thing open.
But I suspect you are now beardless and it is all to no avail anyway.