Yesterday I heard a fecal story. At a mate’s company the ladies have to go upstairs to use the crapper but there is a disabled one on their floor which they tend to use. One bloke (an Aussie I might add) doesn’t like this. In retaliation he gets in there early and instead of sitting down the usual way he faces the cistern, maybe a toilet reverse cowboy. He then poos, it doesn’t go into the water but stays on the upper concourse. The ladies have stopped using the loo. There are no disabled people in this company.

Secondly, how did I manage to go through my entire education with only a handful of school based poos but go on a daily basis at work?

Got any fecal issues today?