Yesterday's never really took off, did it. Anyway.
Kaka makes arguably the most expensive move in history as he goes to Real Madrid, basically saying that he went because Milan needed the money and explaining the difference between now and January's proposed move to City.
Stuart Pearce and Arsene Wenger disagree over Walcott's U-21 career. The Under 21s win 7-0 in a glorified training match which sees a keeper play 15 minutes up front.
Celtic make an unsurprising approach for Tony Mowbray - West Brom say it's "unwelcome". John Hughes gets the managers role at Hibs.
Dean Windass gets a "farewell" game at Hull. Great bloke, but does he really deserve a testimonial from a club he's not spent that long at?
Newcastle invite bids for the club via the club's e-mail address. Tabloids struggle to come up with a suitable pun.
Weymouth appear to be fucked again just months after being saved as their overdraft is called in by their bank. Northwich Victoria win an appeal against expulsion from Conference North and are instead given a ten point deduction.