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That is pretty funny.
Not in a SATIRE way but just cows are funny animals and no real harm done
'David Blunkett's been hit by a cow' and then their phone rang. I'd been waiting for them to get off the phone so I could hear the punchline. This might just have saved me a confusing conversation.
but i loled
though I bet that cow knew what he was at. it's the first wave of cow attacks before they take over the world; you have been warned
this is real life my friend. You think them cows just eat grass all day doing nothing? They're plotting against us. They tried the same thing hundreds of years ago, but humans found the only way to stop them was by eating them. true story
[Image of a cow quietly chewing cud.]
Jimmy: Wow, Mr. McClure. I was a grade A moron to ever question
Troy: [Laughs.] Yes you were Jimmy, yes you were. [Briskly rubs
his hand on Jimmy's head.]
Jimmy: [Timid] Uhh...you're hurting me.
You'll be got.
not be funny? It would have to involve a baby or something wouldn't it?
Something about Douglas Herd.
Bull In The Heather!
It must've been quite frightening. He's certainly no coward