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I'm quite enjoying it.
BAMOS: Putting the old in 'Dirty Old Man' since 1986.
I'm going to start calling Bamos "B-Unit".
why? Does stop chaffing or something?
My stomach is warm, my balls are cosy, my ass feels tight. I'm a whole new woman, sista.
the age where you can't do it because your gut's too big.
Loosen the belt by one, breathe in, pull up, let it out, see if it can take the strain.
Although it is quite a flattering angle.
But couldn't find it.
the sort that have a plastic button and zip fly?
Mine are from Matalan.
like chinos only more fabricy?
Putting my suit on in the morning is the biggest fire hazard I face.
so not one of those smart casual trouser/chino/short sleeeved shirt combos?
That's pencilled in for 2011. I'll start a thread and let you know when it does.
trousers: navy or cream
shirt: navy or white
you'll probably also need to start wearing glasses. thin black ones. also, try going a bit bald.
Trut So Pure. I used to wear those until I got tired of having to regulate my own walking speed in case I built up too much power...
i found out i'm substantially fatter than i was a year ago :(
It's a comfortable fit these days but still a good one.
I saw a picture of me in '98 the other day. It wasn't pretty. Now, with my NEW! EXCITING! high trousers and five stone extra weight I feel much more comfortable.
so don't worry about it :D
because drinking lots of beer is the best muscle building exercise you can do.
your stomach is expanding to contain all the beer that you're drinking. As the waste liquid moves to your bladder, and you pee it out, your stomach will contract again. Such expansions, and the consequent contractions, will surely act as a workout for your stomach region! This workout will be building up your stomach muscles more than you could have imagined! Of course, the excess calories in the beer will mean that you're not actually losing weight, but will provide a little layer of comfort over your bulging six-pack - just enough to keep it hidden from a jealous world.
Hope this helps :)
holding 10 pints in your belly will further tone your gut muscles.
a button fly
of that film where the pensioners invent jeans with a velcro fly for elderly hands. then their idea is stolen by some bastard entrepenuer (SP?) and some kids and dogs save the day.
Did you make this film?
Buying them has been on my 'To do' list for months now. I'm a slow mover.
then i'm back with my old slippers
do people find solace in positioning their belt just under their armpits?
You jumped-up unskilled retail services Urkel motherfucker.
"arrgghh! wheres it gone?"
I blame the following:
- living near a fish and chip shop
- spending entire days in the Coffee House eating scratchings and drinking cider
- only having to walk quarter of a mile to work
- my girlfriend owning a cook book filled with chocolate recipes
- my own innate laziness and reluctance to exercise
- Gordon Brown
- buying that house made entirely out of marshmallows
i live quite near a bookies.
1st: Mr Serious
2nd: Pieshaft Dogwater
3rd: Dr. Gribble's Intensely Purple Driveway
1 drove a small car
My horse knowledge: almost good.
but that's because I know that a ha-ha is a type of ditch, often used as an obstacle in cross-country horse riding.
Now, pull your trousers up.
It's due to our more hectic lifestyles
I'm also having a hip operation this week.
all the tummy warming goodness of pulling your trousers up too high but with added stomach sucking-in goodness and the bonus of being hip and down with the kids. American Apparel sell good ones.
I'm a big unit, knocking on the door of thirty and thinking about starting to smoke a pipe. I might not entirely be their target market.
i wish i was old enough to smoke one.
Also, the term "big unit" makes me think of some waddling refridgerator. I like this.
are you made of money?!?
the 20% of it thats designer probably cost four times more than the 50% that is american apparel. Wardrobe maths is fun maths.
Low-slung jeans look terrible. As do low-slung anything.
i think the sensible thing to do is not to wear boring clothes in a bid to detract from weight gain but wear RIDICULOUS clothes that become a statement in themselves and so distracting that no-one comments on your weight
in every way
Either way, I'm off to buy a scrolling belt.
I expect you to be blonde and telling everyone to 'accessorise, accessorise, accessorise'
resolutely refuse to be anything but low slung, no matter what size or how belted up they are.
I'M GONNA STAY 18 FOREVER
Low slung will become the new high slung, and all the kidz wil be walking round with trousers round their necks laughing at the old folk with their pants on show...
Next meeting is at the Drooper's Arms on Monday evening.