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The sand bit or the ocean bit.
Me - sand.
Where you can walk on the sand or in the shallow waves and collect shells
Pick a side
Fine. Sand in England, the sea in a hot place. Or do I have to have one final definitive preference?
I hear there are some cabinet positions open - I think you should apply
tell my wife "hello"
but i would be in the sea. for definate or sitting on a rock in the sea, happy as a pig in shit.
i <3 the sea
because i ask one once and it was like "hmm, not really" but it was a straw poll.
it sure saved his bacon
they would do anything to get out of it.
i learnt the hard way
Give me a sea please Bob. It's the Billy Ocean for me.
but when the guys storm the hippy place and they dont kill everyone, it got a bit far fetched.
I was going to say that
Sand is the work of the devil.
Do you prefer beach or sea?
Sea because of the lovely fish.
The first 10 metres of sea is part of the beach. Otherwise you're just sitting in some sand, which would be well shit
Sand: annoying, stuck in your shoes or socks for months, sticks to your suncream, too hot
Water: annoying, wet, cold, five cunts in a row on a banana whizzing past, washes your suncream off
Actually who wears shoes on a beach?
I don't know. I don't go on beaches if I can help it. Annoying.
I have modern sandals with the velcro straps. Can't be doing with tensing my toes for ages to keep flip flops on while rubbing the skin between my big and second toe raw.
You all sicken me.
than Theo in his velcro stapped sandals walking from one part of the headland to another.
The difference is that if I yell "Oi, slaphead! Yeah, you, George Dawes" at you I have the ability to sprint away like a mofo in my sandals while you'll just be sort of hobbling along after me like Greg Wallace spying runaway dessert trolley.
1) I don't think you'd yell insults at me
2) I would have no problem catching you
and yes! who the hell wears socks to the beach?
i got my summer clothes out a few weeks ago and even after washing everything the drawers were still FULL of sand.
like in croatia
unless you're on a shitty beach without them of course.
when i was younger i used to hate the whole, washing your feet off and trying to get them dried with a towel before you get your shoes on or back into the car.
now that im older you are lucky i even dry myself before popping into the car.. i seriously love the sea.. all this chat is making me want a swim!!
the sand bit doesnt really interest me any more tbh
The arcades on the pier are where it is at.
screw the sunshine, I much preferred spending my childhood holidays trying to wrangle a free game of Final Fight out of the attendant by lying about how I'd lost 20p in the machine
Definitely what I should have called this. Definitely.
But only deep water because you look really stupid fannying about in shallow water