Football Thread
England play tomorrow. That's completely crept up on the radar. Away to Boratstan I believe with someone else to follow at home on Wednesday. Andorra perhaps?
My guess is that other home nations are also in action this weekend.
Liverpool's owners lose £42million prompting their auditors to warn about the amount of refinancing they need.
The Valencia fire sale appears to be edging ever nearer.
Sheffield Wednesday are emerging as front runners to sign Freddie Sears on loan.
Ibrahimovic is alleged to be in talks with Barcelona over a move that may well free up Samuel Eto'o.
Wenger wants to reunite the Toure brothers by signing Yaya from Barca for £12million
Xabi Alonso is the latest name to be linked with Man City's midfield revolution.
There's too much else to mention. You have a go.
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The FA are worried that Wembley will undersell by 20,000
for next week's Andorra game due to issues with public transport.
Liverpool look pretty fucked financially. Not in a down-and-out way of course, but in a we'd-better-do-something-to-sort-out-our-ownership=pretty-fucking-quickly way. Makes me glad that Chelsea are financed the way they are. Sure, we're a billionaire's plaything but we're in less debt than Man Utd and not accumulating any interest.
Oh yeah the Tube strike, that will make getting to Wembley fun for people
Not to mention the fact it's a game against bloody Andorra at home and therefore anyone who would pay to watch that must be crazy.
Due to issues with public transport?
Or due to issues with people thinking 'I've got football fatigue after a long season and it's a Wednesday night against Andorra and I don't really care about it?'
I think those figures are far worse than were expected
Interest payments've more than doubled and much like United, simply the manner of the takeover has crippled them completely. Word is that if they can't refinance in the next seven weeks they could be well up shit-creek as the interest rises further.
I have to say I've never found Chelsea very interesting.
Not bad for 9 minutes to 10 in the morning.
ZING
I've been patiently waiting for this.
More Barry stuff in the press
Redknapp has come out and said that Spurs and Liverpool were both in for him but were 'blown out of the water' by the amount City were offering.
Also Cahill nailed Barry in England training today and wouldn't help him up after.
I read that this morning (the Cahill thing)
and a little smile crept across my face. I'm not sure why. But I now want to applaud Gary Cahill a lot.
is there a video of that please?!
Not yet
I'm sure one will come out eventually.
From how it's being reported I think it was something like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbiaXYLD-Ok
Or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On4t0ZKi3F4
Setanta are now reporting it wasn't even Gary Cahill...
but a completely different player altogether. LOL. Pretty much a nothing story fabricated, at least in part, maybe even in whole, by the press, though i can see the humour in it if true, obviously. I was just reading a couple of Villa fans declaring it THE ULTIMATE JUSTICE, when i think i'm right in saying Cahill's a Birmingham fan, so, y'know, i doubt there was any mallice in it at all, but let the press have their fun. Ironically, i was reading last night that we might be in for Cahill for around £12m. Pinch of salt, definitely.
The Villa fans attitude towards Barry is pretty funny, i must admit. Before the transfer they were mostly begging him to stay, now he's gone he's 'not that good anyway, was shit before O'Neill came, and mediocre this season, not half the player Stan Petrov is', i guess it's natural in a sense, but if one of us says so they're not happy. On a bit of a wind-up i told a Villa fan that Barry might not be an automatic starter and was met with disbelief, he's apparently 'quite obviously our best player, and a much better foorballer than Steven Ireland'. Hmmmmm, much more experienced, obviously, but i'm not sure he's a 'better' player. Stevie has to repeat his form over time, i suppose, but i think Ireland could do what Barry does, but maybe not the other way round. I'm sure cases could be made for them being as good as eachother, but a straight choice between the two, and i'm sure that anyone barring Villa fans and Rafael Benitez would take Ireland. These changing opinions are no worse than mine, i guess, but it's still quite funny. This game we love, eh?
Gary Cahill
is a Villa fan. I think this proves it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNGMF9RwJWc&feature=related
And Petrov had a far better season than Barry.
I don't deny Petrov's played well, but he's done so for one year, no?
Their 'Barry's was shit before O'Neill and shit this season' claims are a bit silly, particularly when in the next breath they say he's better than Ireland and then ask how we can rate Ireland so highly after only two decent seasons. Mental.
Cahill's a Sheffield United fan, actually, came to me on the way back from the shops. Remember him saying on the telly once. In any case, it doesn't really matter, my point was that Villa fans are being silly suggesting the tackle was probably with mallice. Very unlikely, unless of course Cahill's a bit of a thug (doesn't seem so) or there's been bad blood between them in the past. Much ado about nothing.
turns out it was Matt Upson who fouled Barry.
not to let the facts get in the way of a good tabloid story, eh?
I suppose they're both white, and have short hair, and play in the same position. Still, the journo's probably knew what they were doing, the tykes.
Anyone want to sticky this?
Huh?
NO!
this thread should not be stickied
Nostalgic Football News:
Was watching LFC tv last night briefly, us against Everton in the 1984 FA cup final. Grobelaar ran out of his area to hoof a big clearance up field and he his bollocks popped out of his shorts. The wonder of Sky+ enabled me to rewind and pause. NUTS. Sent a screen shot of it to some friends, surprisingly some weren't that enamoured with his ball sack.
The 1986 or 1989 final you mean?
must have been the milk cup, defo 1984. I only turned over for about 3 minutes..
ah yeah would have been the League Cup in 1984
Can't beat seeing a footballer's gens
someone get the Scholes photo.
narrow victory v kazakhazakhazakhazakhastan
four or five goal victory against andorra, but only 1 up at half-time
thank me later
also, Freddie Sears on loan eh?
he's looked nippy as hell this season but a bit of a steve mcmanaman in front of goal
decent prospect with a great scoring record for the reserves and youth
but hasn't really done it for the first team and very lightweight. Will be good experience for him to play amongst the shit kickers and hopefully it will help him toughen up
put a bet on ashely cole to score tomorrow
What should I do in the meantime?
check out the odds on avrious websites
and high street bookies.
Rijakaard has been appointed as the new Galatasary manager
bit of a shock that.
Mental
I bet he'll try and sign Eto'o
he'll probably succeed, too
Re: Alonso.
If true i don't get that one at all, as funny as it would be to get Barry, and then all the Liverpool fans give it the 'but he's not a patch on Alonso' then we took Alonso, too, that would crack me up.
Can't see it, though. Firstly, i doubt he wants to go. I doubt Rafa would sell, and if he did Madrid would probably be the likeliest destination. If it did come to fruition, however, how do you play Ireland, Barry, Alonso, De Jong & SWP in one side, and assuming you've got Robinho plus a couple of new forwards to play, too. I know you might need a strong squad to have a real go, but i couldn't see any of those players being happy with anything less than starting every week.
In any case, the chances of it happening are so slim it probably doesn't even warrant wasting time thinking about.
but he's NOT a patch on Alonso!
I could see absolutely no reason Alonso would go to City. If he wanted more money, which he doesn't, he'd go to Real. There's no chance a world class player like him would sacrifice CL football at this point in his career.
this
Alonso is fantastic
I'd be gutted if Alonso left, but to be honest, unless forced why
the feck would he want to sign for Man City ! he's hardly gonna choose to drop down a level now is he..
That's pretty much what I thought as well to be quite honest...
Seriously, where has that story come from?
I don't think Alonso is the kind of player to be solely motivated by money (he genuinely seems like a good guy) and even if he was, he'd obviously choose Madrid as has been said. I'll be quite surprised if Alonso is playing anywhere other than Liverpool come the start of next season.
I guess with the likes of City, Real and Chelsea prepared to throw mega bucks around this is going to be the silliest summer ever for transfer rumours.
Possibly partly perpetuated
by the fact that if things don't go well off the field at Liverpool in the next couple of months, they could be forced into a fire sale. From a footballing perspective it certainly doesn't make sense though.
Rijkaard has taken over as technical director of Galatasaray
I guess sometime this month the mangers'll all stop swapping seats and we can get on with the dull stuff of transfers?
And Notts County board approve a takeover
now needs to go to a vote by their Supporters Trust membership for approval (they own a majority shareholding)
Freddy Adu
whatever happened to him?
^ facvourite post in the football thread for ages
He was at Benfica
probably still is.
On loan at Monaco all season but they've decided not to sign him so back to Benfica.
He was never 15, was he?
I mean he would've been once, like, but when everyone started talking about him he wasn't that age, more like 23. I reckon he's pushing 30 now. Like Femi Martins, at least 30, i think Celestine Babayaro even said he was in the same year as him at school.
* I've just checked Martins wikipedia page actually, it says he's 44, lol. Highjinks, methinks.
: )
"The name 'Obafemi' translates literally to 'i am much older than i pretend to be' in the Yoruba language."
Have you ever heard the backstory to that?
Apparently the bloke who was running the Nigerian FA website got sacked, so he changed the dates of birth of the under-21 squad in the hope FIFA would spot it and ban them.
Gillet and Hicks are probably the most hated men on Merseyside these days.
I hope they sort out the mess they've got us into and fuck off, taking all the talk of a horrible new stadium with them. I'd rather be on the 15 year waiting list for Anfield than watch them at some horrible bowl-shaped disgrace in a year or two.
I used to have those opinions.
I much prefer old stadiums, truth be told, and specifically square ones like Anfield, even Old Trafford. When you go to these new-build grounds, though, you realise that they're a completely different kettle of fish. The Emirates, even Eastlands, are simply world-class stadiums, absolutely breathtaking, for me anyway.
It's a bit of a myth to a certain extent that there's a noticable effect on atmosphere. The only thing is that with extra room teams seem to attract a certain number of what City fans call 'happy-clapping cunts', but then with the Premier League being more popular nowadays and more policed all grounds are a lot more like that anyway, look at the rows of fans when the ball goes into touch at Anfield, mostly families, young kids, it's the same anywhere. I've known games to be quite as a mouse at Maine Road, Eastlands, Old Trafford, Anfield, and on other occasions be defeaningly loud, i don't think it's as black & white as 'GREAT EUROPEAN NIGHTS AT ANFIELD' and then quiet, plastic fans making no noise at a new clinical stadium, not at all. Moving to a new stadium wouldn't necessarily mean Liverpool lose anything in that respect (though i guess you could argue like that has happened at sides like Southampton).
I guess my point is that moving stadium is something Liverpool simply have to do, no matter how sad it might be to leave Anfield, primarily due to finances, United are said to bring in £4m per home game just from tickets and in-stand sales, Liverpool less than half that, so you can see over a season that (assuming they have good cup runs) United could be £50m/£60m better off.
What is it you particularly dislike about the thought of moving to a new ground? After seeing my own club do it i think there's quite a lot of myth and hyperbole surrounds new stadiums. They look amazing, there's no doubting that, they take the club to a different playing field in most cases (imagine we'd have showed Robinho around Maine Road, he'd have had a fit, not that it's too comparable to Anfield), brings in much more revenue as i said. At the end of the day it's the fans who make the atmosphere, not a stadium (extreme examples excepted, say fans miles away from the pitch). Barring the obvious sentiment that comes with leaving a ground, i can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want their club to play at the best stadium possible, and it would mean more tickets, too, which surely would be a big plus?
* quiet
some good points
but a lot of fans don't like it as they are moving away from tradition to a normally souless identikit stadium which looks like a retail park solely just to make money for the owners
that i do agree with.
Should've mentioned that actually. My favourite away ground is Goodison, grounds surrounded by terraces houses like that are certainly dying out. Maine Road was the same, even Blackburn and probably lots of others. It's quite a nice touch, and i guess builds bigger links with locals, but there's no denying that those types of grounds tend to be dives, and in the middle of really poor areas. Go to the area around where Maine Road is now and it's literally dying, the pubs and shops have almost all gone, it's sad, but at the same time the area around the new ground has been completely revitalized.
I guess it's just something that has to happen. I don't like the identikit grounds that come with retail parks (again like Wigan. Bolton, too, but i actually think that's quite a nice stadium) but we can't have a multi-billion pound national game played out in the dingy working-class terraced streets of our cities, really, as much as it might be dripping in sentiment, and as much as seeing a row of houses or high-rise flats through the gap between stands at old grounds is pretty much my favourite thing about football.
* terraced
and relative dives, i mean, with all due respect, if you've sat in the away end at Goodison you'll agree; wooden seats, toilets you can't swing a cat in, cramped conditions that really don't even seem safe. I mean, i love it, it's beautiful in a sense, but at the same time very dated and in need of change.
the away end at goodison is awful
tho it's a very nostalgic place. Same with Burnley.
agreed that a lot of the charm is that these
grounds are still in the local areas where people live, work and drink. Though as you say if a club want to push onto the next level then sometimes it has to happen. At West Ham a lot of fans would rather just extend and redevelop one of the current stands than move somewhere like the Olympic stadium in Stratford.
I think there *can* be an atmosphere point to be made as well
it doesn't always apply, but as old grounds tend to be cramped/difficult to relax too much in, the noise is more concentrated in a smaller space and people are less likely to sit back passively as they can do when there's plenty of legroom/comfy seats.
Increased capacity is certainly a must for Liverpool in the next few years though.
exodus
Martins to Arsenal, Villa, Spurs or Fiorentina
Enrique to Atletico Madrid
Coloccini to Sevilla, Fiorentina or someone else not in England
Nolan to Hull or Blackburn
Lovenkrands to go?
Barton to stay?
oh and if no one else wants it
Freddy Shepperd isn't entirely against the idea of buying the club back
:DDDD Adebayor offside stats for the season
Forward most offside was, unsurprisingly, Adebayor - a whopping 43 times which is almost 4 times more than the next player, van Persie, who was offside 11 times.
when Anelka played for us he was offside 60 times in one season, iirc.
SIXTY.
A great player, but a lazy/dense twat. There are few players in the Premier League quicker over a few yards than him, he really doesn't ever need to be offside. Scored 1 in 2 for City, can't moan at that, but it easily could've been a goal a game.
it's the ultimate sign of laziness. simple rule, follow it ffs. you wouldn't mind if the player was trying to make a run to collect a pass, but i'd say 70% of the time adebayor has just been ambling slowly back and being caught
one of my main problems with Wayne Rooney that
although he does seem quite unlucky with borderline calls.
but in the end that's not even twice a game
Not exactly outrageous is it?
True.
He missed at least two one-on-one's a game, too, though.
Oh I don't disagree
that he could be massively frustrating but he pretty much kept us up on his own that first season.
that's assuming the palyer starts every game. dunno about anelka, but adebayor didn't start anywhere near that much games
21 starts 5 subs
so its still not twice a game.
it's very close.and it's still an unacceptable amount either waY