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what are you doing up at this god forsaken hour?
i spilt it everywhere, dood
i cannot possibly be expected to sleep in such a room, dood
also, I NEVER SLEEP, EVER.
suck it up from the carpet, like homer in that episode of the simpsons, and pray no one walks in on you.
indeed, sleep is for the week.
i don't have carpet in my room because i am poor.
i know a guy who knows a guy who steals stuff, he'll get you a good deal
There *may* have been an accidenat involving fingernails
I can't sleep
There *may* have been an accidenat involving caffiene
tell me more about the caffeine involved accident
DO YOU EVER SLEEP
how was your day clam?
can't sleep at night man, got a keep a watch out -my family are in their most vulnerable of states right now.
:D CLAM? sounds a bit completely appalling but I'll take it. - my day was alright thanks, I did absolutely nothing of note but no one died! no one cried! no one found any lumps!
C(rashing) L(ike) A M(mouse)= CLAM! well i thought i was clever
glad to hear of the absence of lumps, no one likes lumpy potatoes, euck.
but clam- CLAM FFS - it has some SICK meanings out on the streets. I appreciate the innovation dood but I hope clam does not stick.
I LOVE lumpy mashed potatoes especially when the lumps are turnips mmmm combo veg
nooo, i said no one likes lumpy spuds, stop disproving me! although turnips mashed into potatoes are totally underrated... perhaps a facebook should be started? that will solve everything
give me money and i wont
I wouldn't know - I've got a MOTHER IN THE KITCHEN
I only ever see the end product
wtf dis man wtf !
everyones been doing this and then it gets fixed and they all look like MENTALS
the lot of us LENTALS!
you keep bumping into her when you're talkin about her to someone eles AKA SPEAKOFTHEDEVILJAN!
you weren't even meant to have one you just fell on it but its lucky you did because YOU HAVE CANCER
like literally all over
Slightly brown, good for t'town
a mulit-cultural flan made for and by the world! all of it the whole world...
Oh no, it's already been invented :(
like the wing span of a bird but for ye cock.
basically, we're just not allowed to divide things into compartments anymore
SUCKS TO BE US
It's just the Scientologogists tbh
some dude called Stan named a part of his eye that just so happened to be the retina.
I leave yous to work thatn out
CrashingLikeAMouse accidently eats a nuclear lumppy potato and becomes MASSIVE like a giant and sits on DiS for a laugh.
she gets up to all kinds of stuff, there's literally NO BOUNDARIES with this kid. she sees your boundaries right, don't get me wrong, but then she goes and does some weird avant garde shit right over the top of them
a super hero who can only save people from the middle of burning buildings in the town centre, he's a pretty specific hero.
yeah it cools you down but it also takes your WIFE and your KIDS
she knows where its at and has done for ages
its what ice cream vans are called before they've got ice cream in them and completely warped paintings of disney characters on the side
the exact wight of tellivision before the digital change over.
who knows what they'll do next WHO KNOWS?
the baby sheep that can and will solve the rubix cube well before any of the yews and rams.
grandma made it just before she died
accidiently becoming a rasta and wondering whats happening around you
its stunning seriously, completely STUNNING -makes grown men and cry and everything
a lonly tram driver in search of knowledge draws the face of his favourite teach who has long since passed on the front of his vihical and shouts facts through a megaphone at passers by.
after a quick re-build
headbanging smoke making is goin really well
meant to be having a productive day tomorrow :(
i laugh in the face of productivity
i'm not at work but i have so much to do.
Its not that late
Im listening to built to spill, and researching 'suitable clothes' for my sisters graduation. Whatever the hell that means.
I Should sleep, cos ive got a hectic weekend planned. But who cares, maybe not sleeping will work like tissue death with reperfusion following forced ischaemia...
Your pores will open
What other foods can you read cowcow?
Lyles Golden Syrup
My talents sadly dont extend to the reading of perishables
I get vibes from bottles of powerade though. Red powerades are very angry.
Therewere three ugly irishmen on the cover
ive decided blue powerade is the best
though ill always hav an affinity wit blu
get out of bed.
is that a busted song?
NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED, EXCEPT WE ALL LIVE UNDERWATER, AND YOUR GREAT GREAT GRETA GRANDAUGHTER, IS PRETTY FIIIIINE
because they've developed medicine and shit so that we live for longer and longer
its actually spot on 100% accurate
so, really, it's becoming less accurate. fair enough if they had one when they were like SEVENTY, then it could be more believable. but NO WAY JOSE.
and if they'd been there and came back and was like, HEY I WANT TO BONE YOUR GREATGREATGREAT GRANDAUGHTER, which is basically what they're saying, then you'd make sure you didn't have kids so busted couldn't perv on their decendents. or leave a note saying 'genetically engineer that one to be a lad, cheers'
So this is a normal time for me to be up. Though that doesn't really answer the question because I don't quite know why.