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i need to do this for a job app, how akward.
what would you say?
but still, iv to send in a picture aswell, so i thought that would cover it
My own answer is "there's no fucking way on Earth I'd ever work with people in such a vacuous and pointless industry that 'what's your style?' is a real question on the application form."
sounds like its just to give them some ammo, or maybe, with luck, its just a potential discussion starter for the interview.
So answering it correctly comes down to being pretentious enough so that they're not sure what you mean but convinced it sounds good and just being full of as much confidence when bullshitting as they are.
I suppose what I meant was 'its the kind of thing where no matter what you say if I somehow came across the application form lying on the kitchen table I would think you were a dick'
with a beautiful red butterfly, and a fridge in the garden
u applying aswell?
doubt i'll get it i have no previous retail experience but you never know
it doesn't really matter how you describe it cos if you're butters they won't give you the job anyway :(
The store was just opening in glasgow and i'd never been in an AmiApp store before. I didn't realise it was the horrible horrible thing it was, I thought it was just plain clothes that actually fitted well, as it seems to be from the men's stuff on the website.
Obviously I didn't get it. When the glasgow store eventually opened it was horrible and staffed by cretins.
i think it would be alrite to work there you just stand about being aloof, i really just need any job but it would be cools
i dont dress at all "american apparell"
that you'd like to sleep with all their nipple flashing, coked up, obxious, super hott staff though. right?
They're all posh girls. When I was in last one of the goons put on some sweary rap and grinned at the girl behind the counter who giggled then said something i couldn't understand in a southern accent. And they all have nae tits.
is a dickhead
either way, cracking bump.
exactly, thats why i applied ha ha
and ramp up the pretentiousness.
See if they run with it.
and so i said 'ok, thanks, bye'
it doesn't matter about your experience, your knowledge or your people skills in the slightest.
If you're good looking enough, and can wear their clothes at work, you'll get the job.
and if they challange you you can leap up on the table and show them whilst making whooping noises
i mite just do that
i wrote the most pretentious paragraph ever written i should well get the job
People always say my style is wild
You've got gall, you've got guile
To step to me I'm a rap-o-phile
If you want to battle you're in denial
But thats more because of how I look than my style.
and therefore has a propensity to wear pinstripe shirts rolled up at the sleeves with jeans, or a polo shirt (collar not popped).
Also odd fantacism for Timberland boots.
Slender guys can where whatever the fuck we want. It's only the fats who have a limited selection. Generally a bag over their heads.
So, SO many jackets will make you look like a twat. Also short sleeved shirts, although actually they make *everyone* look shit, so that's fair enough.
But a lot of chunky knits and 'comfy' jumpers look terrible on slim people too.
On the brightside, I look sharp as merry fuck in a suit.
Make yr arms look like sticks.
Though strangely I usually roll my shirt sleeves up.
and it looks infinitely better.
And companies are wising up - seen the longsleeved shirts with little lapels to hold them rolled up?
i'd class most pre-styled clothes as moody - especially those v-neck jumpers you can buy with the collars sewn into them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1KT36vgalc - especially 2m15ish in.
HOW DOES SHE SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE