I was chased by a bouncer down the street because I had threatened to shoot him cos he didn't let me into a club.
This was fairly stupid because
A) I was very drunk and I didn't have ID, so he was justified in his refusal if a bit of a twat about it.
B) I don't have a gun at my house or indeed within 50 miles of me
C) I was trying to get into Propaganda. On reflection this was the stupidest element of the night.
So any funny stories of stupidity to amuse me whilst I try and pretend I'm not hungover in work?