A friend/ex-colleague of mine's brother is going out with Debra. Here are some questions and answers:

• How long have they been going out?
• Is she pure evil (I suppose I shouldn’t slag off your brother’s girlfriend but I’m sure you will understand as I only get to see an edited version of her for an hour a week)?
• Have you been to family meals with her etc.? Is she alright?
• Does she take it up the bum?

• They got together a couple of months before she went into the apprentice
• She's actually alright, slightly self obsessed but nice enough
• I went to watch the rugby at Twickenham with my girlfriend my brother and her
• Definitely

Not that interesting eh?