and i like cherry ones sooooo yummy cherry rape...yeah makes it seem less harsh.
try it on him but wait till theres a silence stop working and turn to him, ask then wait listening intently for a response, that should freak him good.
the elderly Asian fella in the seat over the aisle from me nodded off. He'd only been asleep for about 5 minutes, when he suddenly woke up with a start, looked outside the train window and shouted, in the broadest East Midlands accent I've ever heard 'WHERE THE FUCKIN 'ELL ARE WE?'
It was a wonderful moment for all concerned. I almost spat out my cider laughing.
Unintentional hilarity: I hadn't seen Ghost for many years, but it was on BBC1 the other night. No-one mentioned that right at the beginning of the famous pottery scene, Patrick 'Cute But Stupid' Swayze's character enters, sees Demi Moore at her wheel, her hands covered in the clay she's using to mould her pot and says this line:
"What are you doing?"
Almost fucking killed me.
To top it off, he follows that by bringing his lady to orgasm without removing his jeans. Perfect example of Crouching Moron Hidden Badass.
morning! i'm posting from the future.
Can we have this thread stickied please?
^ban request
"Show me your tits"
(I'm trying to make it more obvious that you're a woman. No need to thank me)
good use of quotation marks
"Shake it, madam"
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Morning Y'all.
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Too black, too small
(if it works, that is)
hey stealthy how goes it?
im feeling quite good, tired but good.
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I was just thinking, would rape be more acceptable if it was pronounced 'rapé'?
And is this too big a question to use to test the mettle of a new work colleague?
to me it would make me think of cepes which are yummy
and i like cherry ones sooooo yummy cherry rape...yeah makes it seem less harsh.
try it on him but wait till theres a silence stop working and turn to him, ask then wait listening intently for a response, that should freak him good.
amazing
Only if you roll the 'r', Tony The Tiger-style
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My thoughts exactly. I was also considering a flamboyant hand flourish.
STAMP your feet and clap your hands like a flaminco dancer
Woke up late again, I must act fast.
Last night on the train on the way back to London
the elderly Asian fella in the seat over the aisle from me nodded off. He'd only been asleep for about 5 minutes, when he suddenly woke up with a start, looked outside the train window and shouted, in the broadest East Midlands accent I've ever heard 'WHERE THE FUCKIN 'ELL ARE WE?'
It was a wonderful moment for all concerned. I almost spat out my cider laughing.
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Unintentional hilarity: I hadn't seen Ghost for many years, but it was on BBC1 the other night. No-one mentioned that right at the beginning of the famous pottery scene, Patrick 'Cute But Stupid' Swayze's character enters, sees Demi Moore at her wheel, her hands covered in the clay she's using to mould her pot and says this line:
"What are you doing?"
Almost fucking killed me.
To top it off, he follows that by bringing his lady to orgasm without removing his jeans. Perfect example of Crouching Moron Hidden Badass.