fucking hell do i need a haircut. last one has grown out funny and made my head look weird. my head is pretty big, i've learnt to accept it, but i can't handle this new, odd shaped development.

i tried the toni & guy academy because it's a fiver and they did a good job second-to-last time, but it's fully booked! i need it shawn before the weekend! god son's first birthday party and i must look at least passably respectable in front of his grandparents!

any other academy type places in london i can try? thanks!