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with douchebag how long do you think itd be before you could take advantage
the mehodor gazes back at you
have you seen that video clip of 'we love you' simulating the trial of oscar wilde with brian jones absolutely out of his tree on something?
End of the night.
and i'd be there for the taking in 20 seconds
gently touch my forearm and i'd hand over my bank details and write you into my will
treat em mean, treat em keane
if mine are anything like me they'd probably get bored afer a few inches and have a nice sit down. I want to get a chick preggers though, just to prove that i'm a real man. Dukebox, will you be a surrogate mother for my child?
bound to happen huh
i could never marry you. I'd have the apple pie marraige to some lovely girl (icwar?) then you'd be my dirty secret on the side. I'd say i was going bowling, but really i'd be hitting the gay S&M bars with you and picking up young transients to abuse in increasingly degrading fashions. Then it'd all come out in the press and i'd have to resign from the Senate
i respect him as a person, i dont just want him for vicious, animal rutting