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my penis is 111" by 24"
really. i can't even get hot chicks because it's so MASSIVE.
... it really hurt.
you don't even have a penis. you're a girl.
GET OVER IT
I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE
(actually okay, i'll do it)
BUT, i get to name all our kids. I want at least five:
and a girl called Aga Enkidu
at logitude and latitude
This log is so sassy. This log has LOGITUDE
hows Primark J?
:D Primark is okay, if not a bit soul destroying when your inside whilst its HOT outside. Thanks for asking though. How are you?
something just feels wrong about it...
I'm fine than you very much. I just hid under my sisters duvet and waited 20 mins for her to come in so I could jump out and scare the living daylights out of her. I nearly suffocated but it was well worth it. Dead good...
What a bunch of semi-paedos.
Let's go fishin'
enjoy me while you still can, i may just take my own life at some stage this evening
but yeah, the most nihilistic thing i'll probably be able to muster is a long sigh while i have a smoke out the back garden
Do you not remember Irn Bru's 10 years long 'trial price' of 19p? Glorious days.
- £1.40 (from my house to uni)
- £2.40 (I don't smoke)
- £1.10 (my local corner shop)
- £3.10 (pint of Peroni)
- £0.75 (I should no this, but I dont >__<)