Do you reckon Larry David's line of thinking that women with massive vaginas say that men they sleep with have tiny todgers is true?
HUGE VAGINA. I reckon it's rampant.
Ran into somebody you went out with.
She's Lewis's nurse.
Yeah. You had a little uh...
-A little thing. Yeah.
A little thing with her, didn't you?
-Yeah yeah yeah.
-Didn't work out.
Yeah. She told me you had... uh...
-What? No no no...
-Biggest vagina known to man! Huge!
You're kidding! Are you telling me the truth?
-It's gigantic. Gigantic.
So why is she going around making this accusation?
-Because maybe she's afraid that you'll find out she has a big vagina... Why would she even do that? I don't even know.
Nipping it in the bud?
-How dare she? I'll tell you what. I bet you there's a ton of guys out there who've been labeled 'small penis'. I bet you fifty percent...
It's the vagina, isn't it?
-And it's the big vagina.
Yeah. Think of it biologically... Why shouldn't there be as many big vaginas as there are small penises, right?
-These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder! Something should be done. I don't know what can be done but something should be done. Either...
We're a hell of a lot more discrete than they are, right? They can't do this enough, can't they?
-Oh, they love it, they love it!