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good work team shucks.
My boss: "what's this? Social?"
They were sat next to me and a teacher demanded to know whose they were. I claimed someone must have left them there. Then when he went to throw 'em away said "well, it'd be a shame to waste 'em... I'll take them".
Given how transparent this all was I'm still staggered not to have got a bollocking.
where a friend of mine printed about 200 paper planes with KIA ORA written on them in huge letters.
nice! Did he get a bollocking?
The teacher lady was of the timid sort and just stood there with a puzzled look on her face. A kind of "Wat iz Kia Ora?" look
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a 'gay card' for my friend, so i could throw it on the floor and go HAHA YOU DROPPED YOUR GAY CARD (if they looked it meant that they owned a gay card, and therefore were actually gay), as was the style at the time. but with an ACTUAL GAY CARD.
i ended up printing out about a million gay cards
seeing year sevens pick up a semi naked snape body in disgust was worth my -75p balance
Would have been even better if it had happened on the Day of the Swearings
ended up printing about 300 pages worth of what appeared to be haircutting fiction and forgetting all about it - they left for the day so we put it all on his desk for the next morning with a paperweight on top to keep it tidy.
we used to go up to the college when we were young teens to use the "computer facilities"
what this meant was about 4 of us sitting around printing out page upon page of Goldeneye and Age of Empires cheat codes.
one lad printed out about 50 pages of pure black, he got a proper bollocking and we werent allowed back
it was okay though as we got our own pc soon after and i learnt very quickly that if you told the internet you were a 18 year old hot blonde lesbian then you were sure to find a hot blonde lesbian to send you dirty pictures
"you've got e-mail"