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do they not realise how rude this is?
i don't go to their house and make it messy.
maybe your family just didnt tell you they hired one.
my GOD youre middle class
everyone knows i dislike her. but it's her job.
i mean my mums friends that come round and start piling the newspapers up and taking crockery back to the kitchen and tell me off for swearing and not being dressed at 5pm.
get out of my home you horrible wimmin.
its obvs what you need to do. crudely barricade the house.
Worse is my flatmate, who comes into my room asking to borrow my stapler and says "Oh, I see you didn't make your bed". Cock.
I've spent about 2 minutes trying to think of something funny to end this with, my brains too fried.
Every time he tried to do an inspection we kneed him in the balls.
Damn it. I've actually kept the keys to my birds old flat so I can pop round and do the cleaning for her flatmates.
I'm the cleanertron. CLEANY CLEANY CLEAN.
oh right you are joking. that's fine
I think I have a problem. I'm all about everything except mopping. Mopping can get to fuck.
that's really kind of you
It really pisses me off.
if my place is so unbearably messy that you feel the need to clean, then don't come.
I do this to my younger brothers!
IT'S ORGANISED CHAOS. GET TO FUCK.
I always say 'don't worry, it's not messy, it just could be tidier!' :)
especially when I end up searching for something WHEN I KNEW WHERE IT WAS but now it's been moved to another mystery place. Aghh. I'm getting angry just thinking about this.