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But I love this thread
That sounds so ominous
before they do a bank heist or steal some vital documents or go running into battle or fly into space
clout round the back of the head seems to work.
do you mind if I jizz on your face love ?
this is your last warning.
except instead of calling me love he called me mate.
i don't know why i'm bringing this up.
Etiquette reminder: Don’t rub it in afterwards"
Yeah, cheers internet. Anyone who needs that advice is too far gone to listen to you anyway. Or listened to you too much.
But what does she mean by that exactly? Is it "Don't physically use your hand to rub your jizz away into her body" or "Don't follow your ejaculate with a hearty 'THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, WHORE!'"
my stomach hurts.
"Etiquette reminder: Don't tell her that you won’t ejaculate insider her and then do it anyway."
But that's a hilarious thing to do.
Makes me think of ghettolicious hotties getting frowning and going "Why yo' kids all up in mah bizniz, fool?"
"... don’t collapse on top of her so the mess is squished between your bodies"... where it will dry and become nature's adhesive. Stuck on love.
"... don’t collapse on top of her so the mess is squished between your bodies" - I don't particularly understand this part either. You come on a woman, you have to be prepared to show that you're willing to share the degradation. That's part of being a MAN.
what actually do you say when you're ready to "blow your load"? Every conceivable phrase I can think of just sounds so damn cheesy. How would you know where to shoot if you don't ask? :(
"SHE'S GUNNA BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
And if you hit double top hang on for dear life.
DON'T COME IN HER MOUTH WITHOUT TELLING HER YOU'RE GONNA.
DON'T COME ALL OVER HER FACE WITHOUT TELLING HER.
LOOK BOTH WAYS WHEN YOU CROSS ROADS.
in her fish bowl, aww they're eating it- dave chappelle anyone?
count back from 10 and scream blast off wherever you please
am i right or am i right
its from his more recent showtime stand up bit i think. its all about liking when a girl tells you where she wants you to cum. its worth watching
Apart from...you know...girls who cum.
she said she wanted me to come on her face but i missed :/
What about spaffing all over her feet? Or asking permission to do one in her hair? She might like that - the protein could be a great conditioner! Seriously, what small-minded people. AIM FOR THE CAT!
"i'm gonna shoot"
she didn't seem to mind.