Barcelona completely outclassed and outplayed Manchester United to lift the Champions League trophy. Iniesta and Xavi and an incredible pairing in the middle. The way the pass and move, prod and shimmy is outstanding. United were never in it after a brief flurry after kick off. Congratulations to Barcelona, the best team - by a long way - won.
Portsmouth have a agreed to a takeover by Dr Sulaiman Al Fahim.
Owen Coyle has played down talk of a move to Celtic insisting "I am going on holiday this weekend and I can assure you I will be doing so as Burnley manager." despite claims in the media that he will be installed as Celtic boss by the end of this week.
Swansea tell Wigan to "get tae!" with their interest in boss Roberto Martinez as he is lined up as a replacement for Sunderland-bound Steve Bruce which will earn Wigan a compensation deal in the region of £5m.
Chelsea and Manchester United are keen on Frank Ribery with Chelsea lining up a £43m deal. United will be looking to replace Ronaldo if he heads for Spain. Barcelona have long been linked with Ribery too.
Inter want Elano and Deco. Villa want Bentley. Rangers want Brunt.
Ross McCormack would be tempted by a move to Celtic but Cardiff have slapped a £6m price tag on him. He would prefer a move to the Premiership though: "Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to play in the Premiership. If I get the chance, it'll be hard to turn down."
Shit-hot midfielder of 5 years ago Liam Miller has been released by QPR. Whatever happened to him? Stupid cunt should never have left Celtic.