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it's been too long
That's how you fuckin' do it.
I'm appartment hunting and found my first scammer of the day. WAHEY!
they feel tired.
my hamstring is still merked
My legs decided (in what must be the most hilarious practical joke ever) to only merk themselves yesterday afternoon. I was like a black Dr House. A Blouse.
In better news, I can at least now move my head from side to side. And when I turn to talk to people, I don't have to turn the rest of my body as well.
will it be sunny on saturday?
You know, I really fucking wish you had too...
The ideal candidate will pretend to be me at work for two weeks while I lie around at home and do nothing. Following successful completion of this task and the development of key impersonation skills, we'll move on to more fun jobs like scaring my Nan by being in two places at once.
It's short for Nanny. Which in turn is short for Nandicum, which derives from the ancient Sumerian term meaning "Pie Lady". Trut So Pure.
I didn't invent it.
I'm off out.
I am in a very good mood today as I am booking my flights for NY! :)