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I've had a few fumbles out doors, mostly from camping trips and also being really dirty at picnics. Hehe. i really like it.
every done it, or been caught? i've probably been filmed a couple of times by cctv.
I've had a few fumbles out doors, mostly from camping trips and also being really dirty at picnics. Hehe. i really like it.
every done it, or been caught? i've probably been filmed a couple of times by cctv.
have you ever read the childrens book "dogger"?
:D
I got a blowjob round the back of a university building when I was 17.
That was pretty awesome.
cant do it anymore, if older people do it, its probably a crime. Now you come to mention it Its a shame you have to give it up really
*ticks off no. 1 on "list of people most likely to answer thread"*
:) what other types of thread am i number 1 to answer on?
relationships
left of left wing politics
:O but......Im not left wing
didnt say you were
oooh! touché
im a dull sluggard today. :)
nyway
the point is that you should all do this and take advantage whilst you can, before you become 'unacceptably old' to do so.
'Make hay whilst the weather is good'
do you like the stranglers 'No More Heroes'?
cos now i've got a mental picture of you singing their song 'bring on the n**iles'
thats the spirit
revel in your reputation, it might enhance your prospects
Nice n sleazy does it ;)
you should be
Done it on the beach a couple of times,
being a gentleman I have always gone on the bottom which ain't kind on your ring.
I prefer outdoor shitting.
your profile pic
genuinely scares me.
^ to balonz
does tent sex count?
IT DOES YES
it shouldnt.
IT'S OUTSIDE = OFFICIALLY
a tent is outside, but you are inside a tent.
no it isnt.
its inside
^ I'm with the lentilist on this one
maybe it should be allowed to count as a half if you have a lamp on inside the tent
i don't think i have ever put a lamp inside a tent.
a gaslamp?isn't that a firehazard?
? gaslamps are not the only kind of lamp
^ seems to know an awful lot about it
torches are a kind of lamp!
i loved the way you answered your own question.
eventually.
showing off niche knowledge innit?
i just needed some time to puzzle it out but i did get there eventually.
you can get those torches
whereby the sides slide up thus resembling AN ACTUAL LAMP!
goodness
i will have to look into getting one for the next time i want to get frisky indoors/in tent.
seriously,
you can get into this much easier on other websites
so you want to be seen!
extrovert!!
haha like in austin powers
well actually..im the only one on this thread who hasn't had sex outside, making me much less of an exhibtionist
well if you put the lamp on
at least we'll be able to see your silhouettes.
pm's from now on yeah?
perfect for balanese shadow puppetry
well yes i have then
IT ISNT OUTSIDE
the end
I've done it more than I should, probably
I won't name places just in case anyone frequents them and gets a bit grossed out. I did have my worse sexual experience outdoors, however.
Euston Station, circa 2005?
Hitchin cricket pitch, circa 2006
:D
:D
Your mum and I, believe me, we did it everywhere
You know, in the lounge, in the hall, behind a large boulder on Hel Vellyn on my birthday. Actually, that is where you were conceived.
too many flies
button, or zip?
the insects.....
amazing
i've had a feel up in the cinema but nothing more.
i think you guys are on the wrong website
hahaha
I've done that
There was an old couple sitting in the next row. I was too creeped out to fully enjoy myself.
My fumble outside Euston Station, circa 2005
swings between being one the crowning achievements of my life so far and quite possible the most disgraced I've ever felt
you've obviously never done it by the canal, opposite the police station in camden
is it me or is this thread shifting about
like a night on the double dip strawberries?!
I had sex in a field of sheep once.
HAHA! I WAS REALLY SHAGGING THE SHEEP! NOT A WOMAN! OR A MAN! BUT SHEEP! Good work guys.
Anyway. Field of Sheep, Derbyshire, DE1 SH33P. Note it down.
dont worry, i put it in my diary at the time
I can't believe the cravenness of this post.
Heading off the infinite possibilities presented by a post about shagging amongst sheep by getting in there first - THAT IS NOT THE WAY IT'S DONE.
that's not a real postcode
i've done it a few times yes
a few parks and a beach...
you sometimes read about wierdos who do it with inanimate objects in public
wasn't there a programme on the telly
that showed a lady who thought she was married to the eiffel tower
ouch
:D
and the guy who tried to fuck a bike. and the guy who tried to fuck the pavement
yes i puzzled over that one, the pavement one, or was it a curb.
One of the worst that i read about was in a local paper and it was with rubbish bags, you know the black bin bags.....somehow worse in that they were other peoples binbags, you know anonymous stranger binbags, Im sure the people who put them out must have somehow felt violated in a very strange and inexplicable sort of way.
the woman that was in love with the Empire State Building, up kissing it hiding from the bouncers
or door men or whatever you call them for normal buildings
hmv vouchers anyone?
out doors
my first bf was a bit of an outdoorsy guy, he was an anywhere everywhere all the time guy actually. so yeah
*thumbs up* for getting your bits out and doing the rumba in public
she dryhu
*mped a bridge on the television
mental
who did?
have you got her number?
no she was mental
she's married anyway, to the eiffel tower..
the problem being?
i don't think she would dryhump you
unless you were an archictural landmark.
she's "mental" tho, right?
easily confused i'm sure
sorry i don't know her personally!
good luck though
i used to go to the garages round the back of my ex's after school
for a quick poke 'n' stroke
good times
^5
I really don't think I have
How disappointing
Are you stalking me sheeldz?
Yep, an ex had a thing for going outside.
I preferred to stay in doors if I’m honest.
I also remember a friend of mine going on a date a couple of years ago. He came round my house afterwards covered in mud with a big grin on his face…
yes
Then you'll know my answer then.
OMG
Right
1. Nature Park in the middle of a city
2. Balcony of a hotel room in Toronto
3. Disabled toilet in a school
4. Garden of an elderly relative
That's all I can remember for now. Oh hang on, back of a church.
An outdoor disabled toilet in a SCHOOL?
Humanity has hit a new low.
I don't know what kind of city you live in
But where I come from we put a roof on our churches and disabled toilets
In fact
where I come from we also put a roof on our nature parks, but that's just the way we likes it
Sorry
I took a broader definition of 'outdoors'. Please accept my apologies. I will now leave this thread.
Where I come from, we put exit doors on our threads
Not here though, you'll have to click the back button
I'm going to regret posting this but...
On a hill in Cheshire overlooking Lancashire and Merseyside
Somewhere in the Forest of Bowland/Bleasdale Fells
In a garden in Leicester
In a swimming pool in Spain
In a field close to the Thames during Henley Regatta
I think that'll do for now.
swimming pool sex is well shit
NOPE
i had it in a swimming pool and it was fun. there was no pay off mind, but it was fun
The pimp is going to smash you in
The pool was clean dude.
was clean
*poon
I'M SO SORRY
terrible
terrible
It took me 4 lines of that to realize it wasn't a beautiful poem but a list of places you'd rutted
It could be a shit Pulp song.
Mcarthur Park
'someone left my cake out in the rain'
Is that meant to be some sort of euphemism? cos it would make more sense that way
bonfire!
I got some outside once.
We were hidden in some dense trees and bushes, down by a burn. A twig poked my bum a few times.
Blowjob in an alley way
hurrah
Huddersfield Bus Depot
like in 'Ideal'
In a field, near the small Suffolk village of Cockfield.
Ha.
In the Hebrides
I totally recommend this.
HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW MUCH SEX I HAVE!
no need to brag weco
he's too busy having sex to brag
he can multitask
no need to demean him just cos you be jealous
Guys... I have something to confess.
I was lying about all the SEX... I just wanted you to like me.
Why would anyone possibly want to have sex outdoors?
That's just stupid.
If you can't keep your sexual desires to the confines of a bed, you're just stupid. It's totally illogical anyway, it would get messy everywhere, people may see you, you could end up getting arrested for indecent exposure and put in jail.
I can't imagine why anybody would ever want to do this. I'd rather stay indoors, on my own, on the internet, muching on my frozen bread.
:D
i thought you were srs until the last past mirri.
samez
I was even wondering why Mirri was sounded like mouso..
SEX
:O
maybe that is pocketmouse... ON MIRRIS COMPUTER! you thinking what im thinking cowcow?
nope
A* posting
Leads you up a path then BOOM!
Indeed
Really rather excellent actually
:D
I'm disturbed by how much you all have sex
Why?
Why would someone lie about outdoor sex?
Everyone on this site has at least as much sex as you
why would you doubt it?
I lost my virginity outdoors
yeah
I used to be into the whole outdoor thing but it's been years since I've got past 3rd base al fresco
outdoor sex = the best kind
some highlights:
- several parks (day and night)
- swimming pool
- in a car in a car park during the day
- on a train
- balcony
oh the thrill of it etc etc
No.
I can't even really kiss outside, I'm paranoid people will stare.
One girl...
Under two different bridges, on the same night.
Classy
this thread grew legs and ran away fucking everything in sight
i'm quite proud
i lost my viriginity outdoors
spent much of the next 3-4 years having plenty of al fresco fun in various places in weymouth (principally in Nothe Fort Gardens) and got a blowjob in the middle of Brewers Quay at 3 in the morning...
another notable is:
On the battlements of Oystermouth Castle
building sites are fun
plenty of props
*pipes
cable
helmet
*builders
helmet
In the middle of the street in Headingley just off the otley road.
Then we had to move coz there were loads of people around. Then we fell in a hedge.
BOOZE BRITAIN
hahaha, i love being that drunk - but hate it at teh same time
So you know thewarn of old?
lots of places
Abney Park Cemetry being one, i don't know if it counts as desecration, but it was a very old one
Weird
There are nicer places in that park
oh!! coolest... I forgot
the side of a mountain on Rathlin Island
would have been better if we both didnt stink of 3 day rave/shame
...
was martin clune's there recently doing tours of british islands?
to me?
its always on tv like..
its got PUFFINS!!! :d We were on our way to see them and got lost/distracted http://www.discovernorthernireland.com/image.aspx?ImageID=60491&Width=640&Height=400
The funniest thing about this post is that its YOU isnt it Gerard? :P
Hahaahahahah Burnley Fan!! my ex ex has just become a Burnley fan, knows i go on here and can pick me out of a forum without knowing my username (dont why why that is CUNTS) i looked at this profile, one board post along with not knowing where to post reply!! WELL CAUGHT OUT!!
but funny, i think ^ this is my ex ex, the one i had a bonk with on the mountain.. LOL!!! GERARD!! LOL! it was good though wasnt it! haha
Are you going this year? i think a crowd of us are going to head over for an night for a wee rave up.
hahahah this is sooooo random you dick, i knew you were stalking me on here
I got caught by the police once
they shone their torch on us, apologised profusely and stumbled away.
tents don't count.
drunken balcony sex
twice! pretty exciting knowing your room mates could come out for a smoke