Logo
DiS Needs You: Save our site »
  • James Yorkston - The Route to the Harmonium about 10 hours ago
  • Teeth of the Sea - Wraith 1 day ago
  • Yann Tiersen - ALL 6 days ago
  • DiScover: IYEARA 7 days ago
  • Two’s Company: Asta Bria & John Metcalfe @ The Playground Theatre 7 days ago
  • Methyl Ethel - Triage 7 days ago
  • “Music as a personal outlet really isn’t all that interesting”: DiS Meets Lewsberg 8 days ago
  • Panda Bear - Buoys 8 days ago
  • Logo_home2
  • Records
  • In Depth
  • In Photos
  • Blog
  • Podcast
  • Search
  • Community
  • Records
  • In Depth
  • Blog
  • Community

Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !

Boards

Music Social More…

Outdoor Fucking (SFW, FTW)

justanothersheeldz [Edit] [Delete] 165 replies 15:20, 27 May '09

I've had a few fumbles out doors, mostly from camping trips and also being really dirty at picnics. Hehe. i really like it.

every done it, or been caught? i've probably been filmed a couple of times by cctv.

Share on
   
Love DiS? Become a Patron of the site here »

View Nested Linear
  • have you ever read the childrens book "dogger"?

    meths | 27 May '09, 15:21 | X
    • :D

      sophiacherryx @meths | 27 May '09, 15:51 | X
  • I got a blowjob round the back of a university building when I was 17.

    That was pretty awesome.

    Jook | 27 May '09, 15:23 | X
  • cant do it anymore, if older people do it, its probably a crime. Now you come to mention it Its a shame you have to give it up really

    creakyknees | 27 May '09, 15:33 | X
    • *ticks off no. 1 on "list of people most likely to answer thread"*

      meths @creakyknees | 27 May '09, 15:34 | X
      • :) what other types of thread am i number 1 to answer on?

        creakyknees @meths | 27 May '09, 15:40 | X
        • relationships

          left of left wing politics

          meths @creakyknees | 27 May '09, 15:47 | X
          • :O but......Im not left wing

            creakyknees @meths | 27 May '09, 15:48 | X
            • didnt say you were

              meths @creakyknees | 27 May '09, 15:50 | X
              • oooh! touché

                im a dull sluggard today. :)

                creakyknees @meths | 27 May '09, 15:57 | X
                • nyway

                  the point is that you should all do this and take advantage whilst you can, before you become 'unacceptably old' to do so.

                  'Make hay whilst the weather is good'

                  creakyknees @creakyknees | 27 May '09, 16:00 | X
                  • do you like the stranglers 'No More Heroes'?

                    cos now i've got a mental picture of you singing their song 'bring on the n**iles'

                    creakyknees @DisintegratedMind | 27 May '09, 16:09 | X
                    • thats the spirit

                      revel in your reputation, it might enhance your prospects
                      Nice n sleazy does it ;)

                      creakyknees @DisintegratedMind | 27 May '09, 16:15 | X
                      • you should be

                        sebblet @creakyknees | 28 May '09, 03:15 | X
                      • Done it on the beach a couple of times,

                        being a gentleman I have always gone on the bottom which ain't kind on your ring.

                        I prefer outdoor shitting.

                        Balonz | 27 May '09, 15:38 | X
                        • your profile pic

                          genuinely scares me.

                          freddiehubbard @Balonz | 27 May '09, 15:41 | X
                          • ^ to balonz

                            freddiehubbard @freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 15:42 | X
                        • does tent sex count?

                          blownawish @Balonz | 27 May '09, 15:41 | X
                          • IT DOES YES

                            justanothersheeldz @blownawish | 27 May '09, 15:42 | X
                            • it shouldnt.

                              freddiehubbard @justanothersheeldz | 27 May '09, 15:43 | X
                              • IT'S OUTSIDE = OFFICIALLY

                                justanothersheeldz @freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 15:45 | X
                                • a tent is outside, but you are inside a tent.

                                  freddiehubbard @justanothersheeldz | 27 May '09, 15:47 | X
                                • no it isnt.

                                  its inside

                                  meths @justanothersheeldz | 27 May '09, 15:47 | X
                                  • ^ I'm with the lentilist on this one

                                    Balonz @meths | 27 May '09, 15:48 | X
                              • maybe it should be allowed to count as a half if you have a lamp on inside the tent

                                creakyknees @freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 15:46 | X
                                • i don't think i have ever put a lamp inside a tent.

                                  a gaslamp?isn't that a firehazard?

                                  blownawish @creakyknees | 27 May '09, 15:52 | X
                                  • ? gaslamps are not the only kind of lamp

                                    freddiehubbard @blownawish | 27 May '09, 15:55 | X
                                    • ^ seems to know an awful lot about it

                                      meths @freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 15:59 | X
                                    • torches are a kind of lamp!

                                      blownawish @freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 16:00 | X
                                      • i loved the way you answered your own question.

                                        eventually.

                                        freddiehubbard @blownawish | 27 May '09, 16:04 | X
                                        • showing off niche knowledge innit?

                                          creakyknees @freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 16:10 | X
                                        • i just needed some time to puzzle it out but i did get there eventually.

                                          blownawish @freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 16:12 | X
                                          • you can get those torches

                                            whereby the sides slide up thus resembling AN ACTUAL LAMP!

                                            freddiehubbard @blownawish | 27 May '09, 16:15 | X
                                            • goodness

                                              i will have to look into getting one for the next time i want to get frisky indoors/in tent.

                                              blownawish @freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 16:18 | X
                                              • seriously,

                                                you can get into this much easier on other websites

                                                meths @DisintegratedMind | 27 May '09, 16:21 | X
                                              • so you want to be seen!

                                                extrovert!!

                                                freddiehubbard @blownawish | 27 May '09, 16:19 | X
                                                • haha like in austin powers

                                                  well actually..im the only one on this thread who hasn't had sex outside, making me much less of an exhibtionist

                                                  blownawish @freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 16:32 | X
                                                  • well if you put the lamp on

                                                    at least we'll be able to see your silhouettes.

                                                    freddiehubbard @blownawish | 27 May '09, 16:40 | X
                                                    • pm's from now on yeah?

                                                      meths @freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 16:41 | X
                                            • perfect for balanese shadow puppetry

                                              creakyknees @freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 16:19 | X
                            • well yes i have then

                              blownawish @justanothersheeldz | 27 May '09, 15:45 | X
                              • IT ISNT OUTSIDE

                                the end

                                meths @blownawish | 27 May '09, 15:52 | X
                      • I've done it more than I should, probably

                        I won't name places just in case anyone frequents them and gets a bit grossed out. I did have my worse sexual experience outdoors, however.

                        CillaCrack | 27 May '09, 15:52 | X
                        • Euston Station, circa 2005?

                          meths @CillaCrack | 27 May '09, 15:52 | X
                          • Hitchin cricket pitch, circa 2006

                            CillaCrack @meths | 27 May '09, 15:54 | X
                          • :D

                            creakyknees @meths | 27 May '09, 16:07 | X
                          • :D

                            joeymahone @meths | 27 May '09, 15:57 | X
                      • Your mum and I, believe me, we did it everywhere

                        You know, in the lounge, in the hall, behind a large boulder on Hel Vellyn on my birthday. Actually, that is where you were conceived.

                        eschaton | 27 May '09, 15:48 | X
                      • too many flies

                        freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 15:36 | X
                        • button, or zip?

                          justanothersheeldz @freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 15:39 | X
                          • the insects.....

                            freddiehubbard @justanothersheeldz | 27 May '09, 15:40 | X
                      • amazing

                        i've had a feel up in the cinema but nothing more.

                        justanothersheeldz @DisintegratedMind | 27 May '09, 15:45 | X
                        • i think you guys are on the wrong website

                          meths @DisintegratedMind | 27 May '09, 15:48 | X
                          • hahaha

                            justanothersheeldz @meths | 27 May '09, 15:53 | X
                          • I've done that

                            There was an old couple sitting in the next row. I was too creeped out to fully enjoy myself.

                            Jook @DisintegratedMind | 27 May '09, 16:24 | X
                          • My fumble outside Euston Station, circa 2005

                            swings between being one the crowning achievements of my life so far and quite possible the most disgraced I've ever felt

                            DanielKelly | 27 May '09, 15:49 | X
                            • you've obviously never done it by the canal, opposite the police station in camden

                              meths @DanielKelly | 27 May '09, 15:51 | X
                          • is it me or is this thread shifting about

                            like a night on the double dip strawberries?!

                            freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 15:57 | X
                          • I had sex in a field of sheep once.

                            HAHA! I WAS REALLY SHAGGING THE SHEEP! NOT A WOMAN! OR A MAN! BUT SHEEP! Good work guys.

                            Anyway. Field of Sheep, Derbyshire, DE1 SH33P. Note it down.

                            bamos | 27 May '09, 16:10 | X
                            • dont worry, i put it in my diary at the time

                              meths @bamos | 27 May '09, 16:19 | X
                            • I can't believe the cravenness of this post.

                              Heading off the infinite possibilities presented by a post about shagging amongst sheep by getting in there first - THAT IS NOT THE WAY IT'S DONE.

                              Lucien @bamos | 27 May '09, 16:32 | X
                            • that's not a real postcode

                              guntrip @bamos | 27 May '09, 17:25 | X
                          • i've done it a few times yes

                            a few parks and a beach...

                            Dicko | 27 May '09, 16:10 | X
                            • you sometimes read about wierdos who do it with inanimate objects in public

                              creakyknees @Dicko | 27 May '09, 16:17 | X
                              • wasn't there a programme on the telly

                                that showed a lady who thought she was married to the eiffel tower

                                blownawish @creakyknees | 27 May '09, 16:19 | X
                                • ouch

                                  creakyknees @blownawish | 27 May '09, 16:20 | X
                                  • :D

                                    and the guy who tried to fuck a bike. and the guy who tried to fuck the pavement

                                    meths @creakyknees | 27 May '09, 16:24 | X
                                    • yes i puzzled over that one, the pavement one, or was it a curb.

                                      One of the worst that i read about was in a local paper and it was with rubbish bags, you know the black bin bags.....somehow worse in that they were other peoples binbags, you know anonymous stranger binbags, Im sure the people who put them out must have somehow felt violated in a very strange and inexplicable sort of way.

                                      creakyknees @meths | 27 May '09, 17:21 | X
                                      • the woman that was in love with the Empire State Building, up kissing it hiding from the bouncers

                                        or door men or whatever you call them for normal buildings

                                        MissBass @creakyknees | 27 May '09, 23:45 | X
                                      • hmv vouchers anyone?

                                        MissBass @creakyknees | 27 May '09, 23:46 | X
                                      • out doors

                                        my first bf was a bit of an outdoorsy guy, he was an anywhere everywhere all the time guy actually. so yeah

                                        *thumbs up* for getting your bits out and doing the rumba in public

                                        MissBass @creakyknees | 27 May '09, 23:48 | X
                                  • she dryhu

                                    blownawish @creakyknees | 27 May '09, 16:33 | X
                                    • *mped a bridge on the television

                                      mental

                                      blownawish @blownawish | 27 May '09, 16:34 | X
                                      • who did?

                                        have you got her number?

                                        meths @blownawish | 27 May '09, 16:40 | X
                                        • no she was mental

                                          she's married anyway, to the eiffel tower..

                                          blownawish @meths | 27 May '09, 16:47 | X
                                          • the problem being?

                                            meths @blownawish | 27 May '09, 16:51 | X
                                            • i don't think she would dryhump you

                                              unless you were an archictural landmark.

                                              blownawish @meths | 27 May '09, 16:53 | X
                                              • she's "mental" tho, right?

                                                easily confused i'm sure

                                                meths @blownawish | 27 May '09, 16:55 | X
                                                • sorry i don't know her personally!

                                                  good luck though

                                                  blownawish @meths | 27 May '09, 16:56 | X
                          • i used to go to the garages round the back of my ex's after school

                            for a quick poke 'n' stroke

                            good times

                            blaaast | 27 May '09, 16:14 | X
                            • ^5

                              justanothersheeldz @blaaast | 27 May '09, 16:23 | X
                          • I really don't think I have

                            How disappointing

                            stormcrow | 27 May '09, 16:24 | X
                          • Are you stalking me sheeldz?

                            gowman | 27 May '09, 16:31 | X
                            • Yep, an ex had a thing for going outside.

                              I preferred to stay in doors if I’m honest.

                              I also remember a friend of mine going on a date a couple of years ago. He came round my house afterwards covered in mud with a big grin on his face…

                              Jailbot @gowman | 27 May '09, 16:44 | X
                            • yes

                              justanothersheeldz @gowman | 27 May '09, 16:46 | X
                              • Then you'll know my answer then.

                                gowman @justanothersheeldz | 27 May '09, 16:47 | X
                                • OMG

                                  justanothersheeldz @gowman | 27 May '09, 16:53 | X
                          • Right

                            1. Nature Park in the middle of a city
                            2. Balcony of a hotel room in Toronto
                            3. Disabled toilet in a school
                            4. Garden of an elderly relative

                            That's all I can remember for now. Oh hang on, back of a church.

                            silince | 27 May '09, 16:43 | X
                            • An outdoor disabled toilet in a SCHOOL?

                              Humanity has hit a new low.

                              Balonz @silince | 27 May '09, 16:45 | X
                            • I don't know what kind of city you live in

                              But where I come from we put a roof on our churches and disabled toilets

                              Lucien @silince | 27 May '09, 16:46 | X
                              • In fact

                                where I come from we also put a roof on our nature parks, but that's just the way we likes it

                                Lucien @Lucien | 27 May '09, 16:48 | X
                              • Sorry

                                I took a broader definition of 'outdoors'. Please accept my apologies. I will now leave this thread.

                                silince @Lucien | 27 May '09, 16:49 | X
                                • Where I come from, we put exit doors on our threads

                                  Not here though, you'll have to click the back button

                                  Lucien @silince | 27 May '09, 16:50 | X
                          • I'm going to regret posting this but...

                            On a hill in Cheshire overlooking Lancashire and Merseyside
                            Somewhere in the Forest of Bowland/Bleasdale Fells
                            In a garden in Leicester
                            In a swimming pool in Spain
                            In a field close to the Thames during Henley Regatta
                            I think that'll do for now.

                            gowman | 27 May '09, 16:51 | X
                            • swimming pool sex is well shit

                              freddiehubbard @gowman | 27 May '09, 16:53 | X
                              • NOPE

                                i had it in a swimming pool and it was fun. there was no pay off mind, but it was fun

                                justanothersheeldz @freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 16:54 | X
                                • The pimp is going to smash you in

                                  Balonz @justanothersheeldz | 27 May '09, 17:05 | X
                              • The pool was clean dude.

                                gowman @freddiehubbard | 27 May '09, 16:54 | X
                                • was clean

                                  freddiehubbard @gowman | 27 May '09, 16:58 | X
                                • *poon

                                  I'M SO SORRY

                                  Lucien @gowman | 27 May '09, 17:00 | X
                                  • terrible

                                    freddiehubbard @Lucien | 27 May '09, 17:02 | X
                                  • terrible

                                    freddiehubbard @Lucien | 27 May '09, 17:02 | X
                            • It took me 4 lines of that to realize it wasn't a beautiful poem but a list of places you'd rutted

                              Lucien @gowman | 27 May '09, 16:53 | X
                              • It could be a shit Pulp song.

                                gowman @Lucien | 27 May '09, 16:55 | X
                                • Mcarthur Park

                                  'someone left my cake out in the rain'

                                  Is that meant to be some sort of euphemism? cos it would make more sense that way

                                  creakyknees @gowman | 27 May '09, 17:27 | X
                          • bonfire!

                            doodthatkicksarse | 27 May '09, 20:39 | X
                          • I got some outside once.

                            We were hidden in some dense trees and bushes, down by a burn. A twig poked my bum a few times.

                            poptimusgrime | 27 May '09, 20:47 | X
                          • Blowjob in an alley way

                            hurrah

                            m-dizzle | 27 May '09, 20:47 | X
                          • Huddersfield Bus Depot

                            like in 'Ideal'

                            theprimrosehillset | 27 May '09, 20:49 | X
                          • In a field, near the small Suffolk village of Cockfield.

                            Ha.

                            Sibley | 27 May '09, 20:50 | X
                          • In the Hebrides

                            I totally recommend this.

                            hellatronix | 27 May '09, 20:54 | X
                          • HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW MUCH SEX I HAVE!

                            wecancreate | 27 May '09, 21:56 | X
                            • no need to brag weco

                              doodthatkicksarse @wecancreate | 27 May '09, 22:02 | X
                              • he's too busy having sex to brag

                                icouldwinarabbit @doodthatkicksarse | 27 May '09, 22:03 | X
                                • he can multitask

                                  no need to demean him just cos you be jealous

                                  doodthatkicksarse @icouldwinarabbit | 27 May '09, 22:10 | X
                                  • Guys... I have something to confess.

                                    I was lying about all the SEX... I just wanted you to like me.

                                    wecancreate @doodthatkicksarse | 27 May '09, 23:41 | X
                          • Why would anyone possibly want to have sex outdoors?

                            That's just stupid.
                            If you can't keep your sexual desires to the confines of a bed, you're just stupid. It's totally illogical anyway, it would get messy everywhere, people may see you, you could end up getting arrested for indecent exposure and put in jail.
                            I can't imagine why anybody would ever want to do this. I'd rather stay indoors, on my own, on the internet, muching on my frozen bread.

                            MirriLondon | 27 May '09, 22:20 | X
                            • :D

                              i thought you were srs until the last past mirri.

                              doodthatkicksarse @MirriLondon | 27 May '09, 22:25 | X
                              • samez

                                I was even wondering why Mirri was sounded like mouso..

                                SEX

                                cowcow @doodthatkicksarse | 27 May '09, 22:27 | X
                                • :O

                                  maybe that is pocketmouse... ON MIRRIS COMPUTER! you thinking what im thinking cowcow?

                                  doodthatkicksarse @cowcow | 27 May '09, 22:33 | X
                                  • nope

                                    cowcow @doodthatkicksarse | 27 May '09, 23:26 | X
                            • A* posting

                              Leads you up a path then BOOM!

                              tommyroxx @MirriLondon | 27 May '09, 23:37 | X
                              • Indeed

                                Really rather excellent actually

                                harryrick1 @tommyroxx | 28 May '09, 18:30 | X
                            • :D

                              creakyknees @MirriLondon | 28 May '09, 11:33 | X
                          • I'm disturbed by how much you all have sex

                            lemonbrickcombo | 27 May '09, 22:59 | X
                            • Why?

                              Why would someone lie about outdoor sex?

                              alley @DisintegratedMind | 28 May '09, 07:17 | X
                              • Everyone on this site has at least as much sex as you

                                Balonz @DisintegratedMind | 28 May '09, 12:07 | X
                                • why would you doubt it?

                                  creakyknees @DisintegratedMind | 28 May '09, 11:36 | X
                                • I lost my virginity outdoors

                                  yeah

                                  I used to be into the whole outdoor thing but it's been years since I've got past 3rd base al fresco

                                  Anschul | 27 May '09, 23:19 | X
                                • outdoor sex = the best kind

                                  some highlights:
                                  - several parks (day and night)
                                  - swimming pool
                                  - in a car in a car park during the day
                                  - on a train
                                  - balcony

                                  oh the thrill of it etc etc

                                  tobythecat | 27 May '09, 23:49 | X
                                • No.

                                  I can't even really kiss outside, I'm paranoid people will stare.

                                  dark_truffles | 28 May '09, 01:10 | X
                                • One girl...

                                  Under two different bridges, on the same night.

                                  Classy

                                  shithawk | 28 May '09, 09:01 | X
                                • this thread grew legs and ran away fucking everything in sight

                                  i'm quite proud

                                  justanothersheeldz | 28 May '09, 09:03 | X
                                • i lost my viriginity outdoors

                                  spent much of the next 3-4 years having plenty of al fresco fun in various places in weymouth (principally in Nothe Fort Gardens) and got a blowjob in the middle of Brewers Quay at 3 in the morning...

                                  another notable is:
                                  On the battlements of Oystermouth Castle

                                  keveddy | 28 May '09, 10:09 | X
                                • building sites are fun

                                  plenty of props

                                  MissBass | 28 May '09, 11:48 | X
                                  • *pipes

                                    justanothersheeldz @MissBass | 28 May '09, 11:52 | X
                                    • cable

                                      MissBass @justanothersheeldz | 28 May '09, 11:57 | X
                                      • helmet

                                        cowcow @MissBass | 28 May '09, 12:01 | X
                                        • *builders

                                          josh @MissBass | 28 May '09, 13:24 | X
                                        • helmet

                                          cowcow | 28 May '09, 12:01 | X
                                        • In the middle of the street in Headingley just off the otley road.

                                          Then we had to move coz there were loads of people around. Then we fell in a hedge.

                                          BOOZE BRITAIN

                                          thewarn | 28 May '09, 12:02 | X
                                          • hahaha, i love being that drunk - but hate it at teh same time

                                            MissBass @thewarn | 28 May '09, 12:16 | X
                                            • So you know thewarn of old?

                                              Balonz @MissBass | 28 May '09, 12:19 | X
                                        • lots of places

                                          Abney Park Cemetry being one, i don't know if it counts as desecration, but it was a very old one

                                          creakyknees | 28 May '09, 12:07 | X
                                          • Weird

                                            There are nicer places in that park

                                            joeydubya @creakyknees | 28 May '09, 13:28 | X
                                        • oh!! coolest... I forgot

                                          the side of a mountain on Rathlin Island

                                          would have been better if we both didnt stink of 3 day rave/shame

                                          MissBass | 28 May '09, 14:10 | X
                                        • ...

                                          was martin clune's there recently doing tours of british islands?

                                          burnleyfan | 28 May '09, 14:14 | X
                                          • to me?

                                            its always on tv like..

                                            its got PUFFINS!!! :d We were on our way to see them and got lost/distracted http://www.discovernorthernireland.com/image.aspx?ImageID=60491&Width=640&Height=400

                                            MissBass @burnleyfan | 28 May '09, 14:21 | X
                                          • The funniest thing about this post is that its YOU isnt it Gerard? :P

                                            Hahaahahahah Burnley Fan!! my ex ex has just become a Burnley fan, knows i go on here and can pick me out of a forum without knowing my username (dont why why that is CUNTS) i looked at this profile, one board post along with not knowing where to post reply!! WELL CAUGHT OUT!!

                                            but funny, i think ^ this is my ex ex, the one i had a bonk with on the mountain.. LOL!!! GERARD!! LOL! it was good though wasnt it! haha

                                            Are you going this year? i think a crowd of us are going to head over for an night for a wee rave up.

                                            MissBass @burnleyfan | 28 May '09, 18:48 | X
                                            • hahahah this is sooooo random you dick, i knew you were stalking me on here

                                              MissBass @MissBass | 28 May '09, 18:49 | X
                                        • I got caught by the police once

                                          they shone their torch on us, apologised profusely and stumbled away.
                                          tents don't count.

                                          Tillance | 28 May '09, 18:36 | X
                                        • drunken balcony sex

                                          twice! pretty exciting knowing your room mates could come out for a smoke

                                          mr-toad | 29 May '09, 03:25 | X
Share on
   
Love DiS? Become a Patron of the site here »
View Nested Linear
« Back to Social

Report this thread
Drowned in Sound
  • DROWNED IN SOUND
  • HOME
  • SITE MAP
  • NEWS
  • IN DEPTH
  • IN PHOTOS
  • RECORDS
  • RECOMMENDED RECORDS
  • ALBUMS OF THE YEAR
  • FESTIVAL COVERAGE
  • COMMUNITY
  • MUSIC FORUM
  • SOCIAL BOARD
  • REPORT ERRORS
  • CONTACT US
  • JOIN OUR MAILING LIST
  • FOLLOW DiS
  • GOOGLE+
  • FACEBOOK
  • TWITTER
  • SHUFFLER
  • TUMBLR
  • YOUTUBE
  • RSS FEED
  • RSS EMAIL SUBSCRIBE
  • MISC
  • TERM OF USE
  • PRIVACY
  • ADVERTISING
  • OUR WIKIPEDIA
© 2000-2019 DROWNED IN SOUND