Martin Jol is the new head coach of Ajax, I predict they'll win the Dutch League in 2009/10. Watch them finish 9th now. Soz Marty.

Man United v Barcelona tonight. Champions League Final. Could be a classic, could be awful. Let's hope for the former. Who's going to win? I'd plump for Man United or Barcelona if pushed.

What else?

After all the talk of Rijkaard and ilk, it seems Steve Bruce is on Sunderland's managerial radar. Dave Whelan is likely to throw a hissy fit.

Carlo Ancelotti would be happy to stay at Milan

Mike Ashley says sorry to the Newcastle fans. For relegation I guess.

David Moyes wins a thoroughly deserved LMA Manager of the Year award. Congratulations sir.

Celtic will have to pay £1million if they want Tony Mowbray. I think that'd be money well spent given his footballing philosophy.

Andy Burgess signs for Luton from Ru$hden

Millwall boss Kenny Jackett releases 10 players after their play off failure and galivanting with the hen party on Sunday night that my other and better half was at.

Did you know Aaron Mokoena signed for Portsmouth? I didn't.

Come on people.