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One that you've not heard or said before. Tell me the last completely new (within reason, obvs) sentence you said.
has done my new sentence count the world of good
but I was the first person in the new Millenium to say the word 'tractor'.
I made sure I said it at one second past twelve in the year 2000 - no one can take that away from me for a thousand years.
Reigning champion of this millenium. If you use the word 'tractor' now, you only do it by standing on the shoulders of giants of the use of the word 'tractor' like me.
I was the first man on earth to say the word 'tractor' post-2000
I believe they had several people saying tractor there before the New Year reached any further countries (in 2000 and 2001).
I'd said the word before those idiots had even taken off their sleeping caps
never said this before - approx 5 minutes ago
^ Just for you DK.
TheoGB - not missing a trick since 1986.
Oooh, catty. Beware MEAT FEAST pizzas.
Last one, about 16 seconds ago: 'Shall we get Glen to ask them about shampoo while he's doing Pricewatch?'
PS. I forgot about going to the pub on Sunday
PS I'd noticed. You sicken me. Almost as much as the celebration sambuca we did when relegation was confirmed.
when a small voice, confused that it didn't have access to the internet and a keyboard at that exact moment in time, in my head went "haha, in your face, bamos!". I'm sorry.
I was well happy! Not that you weren't there, obviously. That made me cry.
and I was all like "they won't" and in the end, my SUPERIOR FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE shined through.
'mum i think this apple used to be a pear'
"you need to remove the twix wrapper from my bicycle pump"
"I'll just wait for the car to transform then I'll get the pavlova"
"However much grease they put on him, he'll still look like a virgin"
I want to 'check' something, right, but to do so I need to look at someone's Facebook photos. I'm not this persons friend, and we have no mutual friends. Is there any way on earth that I can check this persons photos? I'm assuming not. Thanks in advance, Dean P Stalkerton.
Good work hiding your question within a larger thread. That's what a good stalker would do
Now, someone must know a way of doing this, surely.
ANYWAY. Can someone help me with this please? It's for vital research.
You can become friends with that person and HOPEFULLY look at their photos.
I'm holding on until there is definitely no other way.
If they poke you back then you'll be able to see their page.
Prior to poking them change your name, user picture and details to someone they'll find interesting to hide your real identity and sucker them in...
Don't give the game away. Just poke. And pass on any interesting information you garner from the poking session.
is more or less exactly what Townshend said
I can't believe that no-one here can help me out. You all sicken me.
and when they reply you'll be able to look at their photos for two weeks or something. Unless they tick the 'this person scares the bejesus out of me' box.
This is a tricky situation. Hmmm.
aslong as they made them public and someone you know is tagged in them you can click on the full album and see them all... otherwise nope.
"I was just rescuing a snail from the lawnmower and setting him down between the old kettles"
"It was only the other day that I was reminded of the bizarre inclusion in that ranting list of Lord Beaverbrook."
(although I dont always seal them off with a full stop)