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Mr Cing thought 5 was his lucky number.
He was born on the 5th of May 1955, had 5 children, and lived on 5th Avenue.
For his 55th birthday, his children took him to the racetrack. There, he was delighted to find there was a horse named V running in lane 5 at the 5.00 race.
He went up to the bet station, and placed $55,555 exactly five minutes before the race was to begin.
It finished fifth.