I joined this dating site last night, to see if I could find anyone I knew from Burnley.
I had to upload a picture and put loads of information in, and by the time I got to the bottom of the profile, I got so bored I just put some bullshit in those sections. Look: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member13099849.htm
I found someone I knew, which was pretty lolsworth. But probably even more lolsworth, is that despite the fact my Description and First Date section is full of ultrabollocks, I've got 14 new messages from desperate perverts around Burnley, all asking me to talk to them.