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i'll give you a go, man. it's alright.
Do I win?
T4 will be on it like a shot and be reffering to friends repeats and the big bang theory as sitco from now on like southern comfort and soco, every freakin sunday.
You'll be like a lost soul haunting boarding school corridors until the intoxication subsides.
actually I'm probably a bit jealous as well I just can't think of any specific examples
I'm a really big fan of trampolines. Once I bounced through my friends shed roof. It really hurt, but everyone thought that it was really funny (like that Jackass show), so as I climbed out I took it all in my stride and laughed along. Then I went to the toilet to check if I was going to die.
I went through a dark time with the old trampolines after that, but in later life I began bouncing again.
It was about 2 hours before a gig, so he just popped it back into place and went along. Idiot, it still looks fucked.
i dislocated my finger and i had to go to the hospital and get general anaesthetic to put it back in cos i kept crying and going 'NO IT'S OKAY I'LL LIVE WITH A BENT FINGER ALL MY LIFE' because it was so painful.
everyone really... its terrible really... of me.
A load of bronzed lads are probably using her quivering form as the human alternative to the game Kerplunk!.........and instead of skewers, they're using dildos.
Sexy Kerplunk...with your ex...and dildos.
Just realised how insensitive it came across.....
(bites tongue...must resist 'came across' pun...)
I'm jealous of you.
I am also alone. (The wife's in bed)
Give her one for me.
I'll wear a Hanky cardboard mask...so technically it wont be adultery
She'll never know the difference.
we need detz if you want any sympathy. untill then i am aloof.
ALOOF I SAY
Haven't been drinking, maybe I'll have one or two now though and listen to Blur or something. Want some cheering, motivational-type talk chief? TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (that sounds quite chilling actually, the first day of the REST OF MY LIFE?! what am i gonna do, I DON'T HAVE A PLAN I DON'T HAVE A PLAN)
Thanks now I'm depressed and worried and alone and jealous.
now realise you are man are promptly MTFU
Gonna get a smoke and some whiskey. I'm pretty much this right now:
normal service has been resumed
im pretty much this
I'm Gypsy Joe...you're Pete 'The Headband' Bannetine:
you flatter me bumbler
also i like the fact that both of them are named joe
I seem to spend a lot of my time with couples, however.
suits you, sir.
I was just refused admittance to see Micachu "You've had too much to drink" (I know, this not what you want to hear). But my good DiS Friend got me into the Brudenell - and I just saw Cursive who were stpendous
But, oh dear (I am rather glad to find out that I can still get drunk). But what a week.. !
.... that is in as much as I remember (oh dear)
I have seen Micachu twice before - I do like them.
what to do? sleep???
continue posting untill you embarrass yourself, maybe put some make up on and show us the results, eh?
Seriously...despite the lack of anal rupturing at the hands of a Nigerian monster, I did have a wonky night. I orchestrated a synchronised dance troop in a posh bar. I conducted them boys and girls until the kids were all white.