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My job is boring. I've got too good at it. Rubbish.
I've been so busy lately I haven't been able to DiS, that's never happened before.
I have something to do, but I'm saving it for when I don't.
cos at least then you'll have that and nothing to do.
Fancy writing a feature for me? 1,300 words on 'Sugar Confectionery For The Independent Retailer'. GO!
I only found this out this week.
They're really uptight these vegans. The bees are practically giving the shit away.
you'll stir up a hornets nest.....
that was quite bad.
So far I have "In the beginning, there was the penny sweet..."
"...then came the IOTN Aesthetic/Dental Health Component scores. Hard, arrested caries; followed by decay and pulpal involvement..."
A mid-90's Britrock medal.
There doesn't seem to be any Victoria Cross puns that can be made here.
Congratulations, you win a Victoria Cross.
I am fed up of contact databases, ringrounds and MP biographies.
77% of Sierra Leoneans listen to the radio
The three biggest health complaints (reported to hospitals) in Sierra Leone are malaria, typhoid and headaches.
All the thyphoid sufferers must be in the waiting room looking at the headaches going "Jeez, MTFU is it"
Either that or "Can you turn that fucking radio down?"
it's a swedish holiday today - well, not really - it was a holiday yesterday (kristihimmelsfärdshelg - ascension day, or literally 'Christ's heaven going holdiday') which, given that today is a Friday necessitates an unofficial 4-day weekend
I'm already bored on day 2
I don't wanna...
Much too much. Oh.
only came in here to post some Therapy? lyrics.
It would appear I've missed that particular boat.
There was a gospel choir of DiSers singing this very song at ATP!
WITH A FACE LIKE THIS I WON'T BREAK ANY HEARTS!
- We sang that at ATP did we not? I'm sure I remember that happening.
You should check out The Green Mile or the new movie Angels and Demons.
They're both top notch. Mom's apple pie.
i love the money pit thou
It's always great to meet the fans!
anyway phil. come and help me paint some walls yeah?
I believe you have something either to write or to admit you're never going to write?