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any tips on stuff i need to do before i get rid of it, or ways of making getting rid of it yet more momentous?
Wait, wait, I take that back. Listen to this man ^
Take photos. Create a montage/animation.
I'm not sharing my prize.
do it in the middle of the town square.
it looks epic. Really strong 'tache growth there sir
why would you do such a thing
and it's not doing what i want it to do (get so big that you can twirl it and it look cool and stuff) and its too much effort and my gf doesnt like it and stuff
See how SHE likes it
have a ceremonial burial of some sort
like when your pet hamster died when you were a nipper and you put it in a shoe box with its favourite hamster cage toys and dug a hole for it at the bottom of the garden
you could give it the last post on your trombone too
then have a wake
Then I could dance on its grave.
J/K J/k!!!!!!! 111
They both shaved them off and weighed them to see whose was the heaviest. The kid cheated and won.
You should weigh it when you shave it off.
Is it suggesting that it alcxxk should stop being a pussy and just shave his moustache off with minimal fuss or that he shouldn't be a pussy who quits on their moustache quite so readily?
Not a parade.
he'll come for you. Mark my words.
You got bored of being wet and starting 'How are you?' threads every day, so know you've MTFUed. Good for you, you go for it tiger etc etc.
Frank Lampard even waxes his armpits.
and all that sort of stuff? You've very genuinely wounded me.
think in terms of the Sobotkas: aim for Frank or perhaps even Nick. at the moment you're more on course for Ziggy
He saying "Shut the fuck up with your fool-ass bullshit; cheers!"
Tip: don't let anyone rinse the razor out in cider though. That shit burns.
whilst it was on your face. That way you get a nice keepsake
I look cherubine. Like one of Michaelangelo's lads.
I'm gonna have to be a cliché and suggest you do the Weekend Hitler. You owe it to mankind.
I'm going to suggest a Permanent Hitler.
young people with moustaches like that just look like pricks