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UR ALL JUST JEALOUS (of my massive fucking house)
"vewwy, vewwy large house... it looks like Bowmawl."
"what right does the public have to interfere with my private life? none!"
blaming the labour government for introducing the freedom of information act, which led to the information being made public that all MPs were taking the piss with their expenses! fucking hell.
plus he sounds like a cunt
He sounds like EXACTLY the sort of person that should be running the country. I'm being serious. Politicians trying to be cool are the worst people in the world. They should all be more like this guy, like that "verrry verrry drunk" bloke from the fast show.
Did he say "woom"?
I reckon Cameron railroaded the obstinate bastard out. He cut a deal to avoid the embarassment of having the whip removed.
Also, I had to listen to this twice because it's that unbelievable.
I love this guy
I HATE this guy :(
What was Duck Island?
At least Mussolini made the trains run on time, you're just shit
BERNIE MADOFF TO UNIVERSE: STOP BEING JEALOUS OF THE $50 BILLION IN MY BANK ACCOUNT
"This was a failure on my part. We have a wretched government here, which has completely mucked up the system and caused resignation of me and many others, because it was THIS government which introduced the Freedom of Information Act, and it was THIS government which has insisted on things that have caught me on the wrong foot..."
This is a wind-up right??!