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Anyone else joined much recently?
my one shot, and I've only gone and skied it into Row Z.
and i sometimes buy them a pint if we're in the pub. This is the same thing, right?
Like every sensible person should.
your organs could end up prolonging this miserable pricks life by like a few months
Are you really a real person? Really?
is for quitters
no wonder you've got no mates
Everyone's gotta quit someday, right, coz of death.
I join loads of things. I joined the gym, I joined a yoga class, and I'm going to try and find a 5-a-side team to play for.
just joshing, buddy xD
i bet you'll be DEAD GOOD at making friends. *thumbs up*
i used to be in the YOC (young ornithologists' club) when i was younger. people seem to think it's hilarious, but it was awesome. i went in hides with my binoculars! and i did bird-themed crosswords and wordsearches!
Just thing birds are alright.
I would never have joined the Young Ornithologists' Club
And I'm a fucking shitload better than anyone in British Sea Power, Elbow or Guillemots (and Bill Oddie for that matter too)!
I was a bit annoyed when they started sending me Phoenix as I much preferred Birdlife. I had a mobile of a red kite in my bedroom and a poster of a green woodpecker on the back of my door.
royal statistical society (work paid for it so i thought i might as well)
that's shucks, hanging on to his job
I too was a member of the YOC as a kid
less than a pint.
and they keep sending me lovely offers of cycling weekends, and when I try & rope someone into it they laugh in my face. Why don't any of my friends like this stuff???
They put down more lovely cycle lanes and provide maps of all the different routes you can do, I think they try to promote greener and healthier alternatives to driving everywhere and all that kind of stuff. But they organise some really good camping/cycling weekends along the coasts too.
He never shuts up about cycling. Ever. They even play bike polo after work.
I could set you up if you want? ;-)
Good God, I'm going to dream about this.
I'm trying to re-establish my friendship with my bike. We had a fall out after he catapulted me.
Seriously. I realise that this makes me look like a dick (a. for doing it, b. for mentioning it), but hey - I don't know you anyway. And besides, I have a menial job carrying boxes around a workshop and doing data entry and getting turned down for every interview I go for. I'm currently awaiting a cheque from the taxman because, for the second year running, I barely earned enough to cover my personal allowance. Frankly, I could do with the morale boost.
Anyone else a member?
and please don't ever put it on your cv!
nah. i don't use my brain enough to even attempt trying.
Hence why I'm trying... Don't worry though, I don't think I'd actually *join* even if I got a high enough score - lots of money for zero return, as far as I can tell - I just want to know if I *could* get in...
Does anyone seriously put it on there CV??
but i've seen some pretty nobby in the past. like twats turning up with a copy of the economist rolled up under their armpits.
i'd file them straight in the bin if they did anyway.
Maybe I'm not cut out for this after all.
Or are you admitting to being a racist twat?
I'm trainee bugler
my mum and dad both work for RSPB, so technically you're finding my university education right there. well done. your free eagle will be delivered through the post in 3-5 days
Doesn't the lazy thing have wings?
I thought birds delivered mail rather than BEING it.
I wear my Panda Badge with pride.
You definitely join WWF, I actually don't know if you can join Unicef though.
As far as I'm concerned that makes me a pivotal part of it's structure.
MORE PEOPLE JOIN PLEASE
When do I get my free white-tailed sea eagle?
You also get a dodo egg, an inflatable archaeopteryx and a bird feeder!*
*note, only 1 of these is guaranteed.
I love birds. I was redshanking and lapwinging it up only three weeks ago, in fact.
There everywhere. Cool noises they make though.
i don't think i am a member of anything else bar the Loxal Government Pension Scheme. Huge excitement here.